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(Australia)About me
| Presentation | SEPT. 4th 2005 ***SENIOR MEMBER*** MARCH 8th 2006 ****ENTHUSIAST**** MARCH 5th 2006 **First Ever Royal Straight Flush** ** Hand Number #199,588,622 ** MAY 1st 2006 **Second Royal Straight Flush** ** Hand Number #426,703,660 ** Funny Jokes....U MUST READ THEM!!! JOKE 1 An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during sex. The man decided, "what the hell, I'll try it." he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in the office. He thought about the rest room, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he pulled the truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to relieve himself sexually. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "WHAT?" He heard, this is the police. What the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, after you have done that you better check your brakes aswell, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.... JOKE 2 One night while hard at it the mum turns to see her young son standing in the doorway gazing on with an obviously distressed look in his face. Anxious to deal with the situation right away she springs off the bed and calmly escorts the 5 year old back to bed. Just as she thought any explaining had been avoided the lad asks, "Mum why were you jumping up and down on daddy's tummy like that?" Quick thinking mum replies, "You know how daddy's got a really big tummy, well mummy has to do that to stop it from getting so big that it bursts. Satisfied the boy would buy this, she walks back to the doorway, as the lad says, but mummy, you're wasting your time, because every afternoon when you go to work the lady next door comes to our house and hops onto her knees and blows him back up again.....LOL...I hope you liked them. |
| Personality | Open minded |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Basketball, Bowling, Football, Soccer |
| Favourite music | R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
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My TopLists
QUOTES:
- Never die wondering.
- Don't trust anyone but yourself.
- What goes around definately comes around.
- Your closest friend could be your worst enemie.
- Try 2 appreciate life U don't know how great it is
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