Pirate Booty Status Offline Birthday 13 Aug, 1981 Country (United States) Joined 14 Sep, 2004 Pokah Status Veteran Visitors 3911 Pokah posts 3310 (click to view) Groups THE GROUP

Presentation	Just got into UPENN for my masters in fine arts!! HELL YEAAAAAAAAAA. (wootsie wootise- for jdk) Moving to Philly in the next few weeks, gonna take my time driving across the country and seeing all the large shit america has to offer, like the largest dinosaur, corn house, corn maze, etc. So not much poker being played in april/may I think its time for a profile make over. I used to list all my MTT placings, but meh.... I've taken down some mtts.. euro a few times, LKG, 20K.. etc...I love MTTs, but I'm a limit cash game player. (well recently making the transition to 4-4NL) some recent finishes though (february) 1/176 30+3 1530 3/336 5+.50 cannonball bitches! 360 4/1136 20+2 40K 2900 8/101 30+3 kndjhjhhhjkdh chopped top 2 with fatmoneybags in the lkg for 2400 each 2/386 20+2 10k gtd 2550 33/299 300+20 580 , blah (march) 51/1079 40gtd 6/206 LKG, 432 2/131 30+3 786 27/900ish 20K gtd 8/99 30+3 boo 3/182 30+3 680 1/166 30+3 1494 11/221 50+4 154ish boo (april) 1/14 14+1 quali 1/26 14+1 quali 3/184 10rebuy 450ish 30/235 300+20 BD 800 8/121 30+3 29/201 500- omaha GSOP- 1490 Much love for all the MTT beasts here "ROB BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "we do totally have to sneak into disneyland. That is to event-sneakers-iners like me what the Bellagio is to poker players"- coldkegs "I DOMINATE PLAY MONEY, I AM THE PLAY MONEY DOMINATOR"- JDK "i didn't even know what fucking city i was in, just knew that i wanted falafel, and i wanted it baaaad." - douz "Youve obviously never made love with me before Joey"- kegs "jhsdskuhfuhwkekjhfwjhyg"-1069 "cumdumpster"-C-donk "it's okay, as long as you don't sneak into my house and steal my panties" - kegs "When kegs has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women." -douz "Kegs has never had sex with a man, but i do tie down and butt-rape volkswagons all the time. "-kegs "thats what you get for sucking so many dirty cocks JDK, all sorts of strange diseases shooting your way..." -douz " it takes a donkey to beat one..HEEEE HAAAAW" joeythefish " the freerollers are plotting to abduct and rape JDK as we speak.. "Joey "i love pussy, just not thrown at me in big piles all at the same time" - Djdaddio "it's true..I officially am your dream guy" Joeythefish "THAT DUDE HIT AND RUN ME FOR 2 DOLLARS, AT RAZZ" Saneman "THESE NICKEL ANTES ARE KILLING ME" Sane "Ir0nfist has announced his safety, and you guys are trading Combos for Chad. Priceless" v5 "he thought i was like rambo"-sane "i like to run around my house naked when its raining eating chocolate"- 1069 "Dude, you talked to him on the phone, thats like getting to 3rd base online"-JDK "I would Woody Allen your shit"-pcketbullets "I've railed RodeoClown in freerolls, multiple times"-JDK "When I wear my partypoker hat to the bar I have to beat the sluts off with a stick." Jack "jj mesmorizes me" 1069 "dildo fight! dildo fight!" NL420 "It is a well-known fact that nothing disarms a thief more quickly that someone coming at them with a loaded dildo..it's just fucking confusing." joey "its now 8:47 and you are 2 car bombs behind"johnfiner DILDO WHAT?? " sweet fancy moses that's a lot of scrote before breakfast" cdonkey "SaneMan says: god im sexy"
Personality	Mischievous
Occupation	Nerd

when playing poker I listen to

1. Jack Johnson
2. Damian Rice
3. G.love and the special sauce
4. Dave Matthews
5. animal liberation orchestra

my fav. donks

1. 1069!!!!!
2. marvin
3. hotshot2k3
4. sane :P
5. Ad7

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