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Prof5
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | UPDATE: 11/21/05 I got my first Royal Flush! In a ring game, so not much winnings, but at least the stars finally threw a kind wind my way. Hurrah! I've finally got a face. (Maybe a bit pixelated, but a face nonetheless.) Well, after all of the TV coverage, I had to have a go myself. I have seen quite a few lyrics posted, so I thought I'd add a gem from Pete Townshend, dedicated to all of the bluffers at the tables: I wake up on broken glass But you left your number All the members of the cast They reckon I was lumbered Did you steal it? Did you screw me? Did you peel it? Did you do me? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Are you out there, Mr. no one? Are my investments growing? Sorry that I got so drunk, but I wrote you a poem Did you search me? Did you turn me over? While I cold-turkeyed on the sofa? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? How can we forgive a grievance, now that we all live with demons? Did you know that poor old veteran that you kicked right out of his bed He says that he cannot forget you, but he does not wish you dead Just leave his gold watch in reception And he'll keep the sixteen stitches in his head Did you steal his money? Did you steal his money? Did you pinch my trainer football? Say if you half-inched it I thought I heard a female footfall while I washed my kitchen Did you use me? Oh, why did I trust you? Why'd you abuse me? Oh, I ain't gonna bust you, no no Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my lolly? Fell right off my lorry Did you pinch my brasso? Nick my gelt, you asshole? Did you steal my monied money? Did you? Did you? Did you? To all of my opponents, DON'T READ HARRINGTON ON HOLD 'EM! It's real bad. Trust me, ignore it. Everything is wrong. Do the opposite of what he says! PLEASE! See you all at the tables! |
| Personality | Esthetic |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Dan Harrington, Annie Duke |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Online Gaming |
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| Favourite music | Jazz, Rock |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
American Composers
- Charles Ives
- Aaron Copland
- Roy Harris
- John Cage
- David Diamond
20th Century painters
- Salvador Dali
- Robert Delauney
- Juan Miro
- Piet Mondrian
- Vassily Kandinsky
Latest Visitors
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Bam1979 | 18 Feb, 2008 |
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ace_23 | 23 Mar, 2007 |
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omegatheory | 17 Oct, 2006 |
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Taliaferro | 27 Sep, 2006 |
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paul821 | 22 Sep, 2006 |
