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Prof5

Prof5

Status Offline
Birthday 27 Aug, 1962
Country US (United States)
Joined 29 Dec, 2003
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 331
Pokah posts 17 (click to view)
Groups Mac Poker , Play Ohio , Ohio Players Group

About me

Presentation UPDATE: 11/21/05
I got my first Royal Flush! In a ring game, so not much winnings, but at least the stars finally threw a kind wind my way.

Hurrah! I've finally got a face. (Maybe a bit pixelated, but a face nonetheless.)

Well, after all of the TV coverage, I had to have a go myself.

I have seen quite a few lyrics posted, so I thought I'd add a gem from Pete Townshend, dedicated to all of the bluffers at the tables:

I wake up on broken glass
But you left your number
All the members of the cast
They reckon I was lumbered Did you steal it? Did you screw me?
Did you peel it? Did you do me? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money?

Are you out there, Mr. no one? Are my investments growing?
Sorry that I got so drunk, but I wrote you a poem Did you search me? Did you turn me over?
While I cold-turkeyed on the sofa? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? How can we forgive a grievance, now that we all live with demons?

Did you know that poor old veteran that you kicked right out of his bed
He says that he cannot forget you, but he does not wish you dead
Just leave his gold watch in reception
And he'll keep the sixteen stitches in his head
Did you steal his money? Did you steal his money?

Did you pinch my trainer football?
Say if you half-inched it
I thought I heard a female footfall while I washed my kitchen Did you use me? Oh, why did I trust you?
Why'd you abuse me? Oh, I ain't gonna bust you, no no Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money?
Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money?

Did you steal my lolly? Fell right off my lorry Did you pinch my brasso? Nick my gelt, you asshole?

Did you steal my monied money? Did you? Did you? Did you?






To all of my opponents, DON'T READ HARRINGTON ON HOLD 'EM!
It's real bad. Trust me, ignore it. Everything is wrong. Do the opposite of what he says! PLEASE!

See you all at the tables!
Personality Esthetic
Occupation Chief

My Poker Achievements

Date Event Winnings

Game Information

Poker Idol: Dan Harrington, Annie Duke
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Online Gaming
Favourite sports
Favourite music Jazz, Rock

Personal Links

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My TopLists

American Composers

  1. Charles Ives
  2. Aaron Copland
  3. Roy Harris
  4. John Cage
  5. David Diamond

20th Century painters

  1. Salvador Dali
  2. Robert Delauney
  3. Juan Miro
  4. Piet Mondrian
  5. Vassily Kandinsky

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