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| Presentation | AWAY MESSAGE: I will be Active Duty for the following months and unable to check my messages: August 2008 April-May 2009 Iraq Oct 2009-Oct2010 Miss u all (well.. most of u) Jokes below for fun: THE SEVEN STAGES OF Hellmuth Psychologists often refer to the 7 stages of grief that accompany any significant loss in an individual's life. We certainly think AK qualifies, and know the stages all too well: 1) Denial: "There's no way I could've missed the flop. They were suited. I can call here, I probably still have the best hand. Shoot, I should raise to narrow the field" 2) Anger: "I raised preflop. The board is 239. What the **** are they calling on? Oh, now they're re-raising me? Well, we'll ******* see about that. Fine, your 23o hit? *************************. Cap!" 3) Guilt: "Man, I missed the turn and they're still betting into me. I am such a terrible player. I should really let go of this hand. Let go if it, dumbass. Let go. See, this is why you never make money at poker because you can't lay a hand down you stupid **** JUST FOLD." 4) Depression: "Call" 5) Forgiveness: "It's ok, you have to look that guy up every once in a while with A high. He might've been on AQ or AJ, and you would've had the best hand then. It's good for your table image anyhow. People won't mess with you now." 6) Acceptance: "Ok, next time I'll just limp and see a flop." 7) Recovery: "Hey, AKs, alright - RAISE!" ******************** ************************* Here are a few of the greatest quotes from everyone's favorite crime family, The Sopranos. What's your favorite? "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew. The boss of the family."--Vito, referring to Uncle Junior shooting Tony. "You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a f**king asshole."--Carmela "Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?"--Paulie "You don't s**t where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat." --Tony "How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*** themselves?" --Paulie "I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass." --Ralphie "More is lost by indecision than wrong decision." --Carmela "Act like a good Catholic for fifteen f**king minutes. Is that so much to ask?" --Carmela "F**k you Paulie. Captain or no Captain, right now we are just two a**holes lost in the woods." -- Christopher "You ain't going to believe this, He said the guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, and he was an interior decorator."-- Paulie ******************** ******************** *************** A New Twist On An Old Fable. OLD VERSION : (when we had a strong work ethic ) The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. >>>>MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION : The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediatetax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his re troactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, off to build another house. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. And that is how it happens folks - so >>>MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote! ******************** ******************** ******************** |
| Personality | Paranoid |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Dec, 2005 | Remember BANKING | 9500000 |
| 21 Jul, 2008 | Poker Island Qualified #15/500 | 0 |
| 22 Jul, 2008 | Poker Island Qualified #15/500 (again) | 0 |
| 24 Jul, 2008 | Poker Island Qualified #1/400 (38247430) | 0 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Raymer is the Real Deal |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Football |
| Favourite music | Rock, Electronic |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| Best Beer | Spoils ya forever |
| Best Steaks | Quality beats Quantity |
My TopLists
Women with a Heart
- RedHeads
- Brunettes
- Blondes
- Freckles !
- Smiles
Freedom Fighters
- Marines - Clear the beach
- Army - Win the War
- NationalGuard - Protecting the Homefront !
- AirForce - How's the view
- Navy - Thanx for the ride
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armymom1xx | 13 Aug, 2008 |
