SavageJug

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Presentation	Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... SavageJug: The Other White Meat My Name: Depends on who's asking. Your Name: The questions don't get any easier from this point on. Location: Tennessee! Where the men are strong, women are good looking, and the children are smart. We talk slow, but we think quick! Sex: Sure, why not? Marital status: Divorced Occupation: Wars fought, riots quelled, revolutions started, governments overthrown, heroic rescues performed, disasters prevented, miracles worked, problems solved, crisises averted, missions accomplished, situations handled, and women satisfied! Hobbies and Interests: I can't tell you, they're all illegal. Fugitive Status: Wanted by the FBI, DEA, BATF, TBI, GBI, Texas Rangers, Canadian Mounties, Interpol, and Mayberry Sheriff's Dept. Religion: Born Again Heathen Favorite Gadgets: Firearms, and lady you have the others. Personal Quotes: "Get up early, raise hell all day!" "I would rather live a short wild life, than a long dull one!" Other's quotes: "You can get further with a smile, a kind word, and a gun, than you can with just a smile and a kind word!" Al Capone (1899-1947) SEC Football: University of Tennessee Volunteers. GO VOLS! LADIES ONLY SPECIAL: Moustache rides .05¢
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