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Sethauj
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| Presentation | .........A................ ........I^I............... ........I^I............... ........I^I............... .....__.I^I.__............ .....II.I^I.II __......... ..A..II.III.II.II......... .(\\.II.I^I.II.II)........ .(\\\IIIIIIIIIIII)........ ..L\IIIIIIIIIIIII)........ ...\\IIIIIIIIIIII......... ....IIIIIIIIIIII.......... .....IIIIIIIIII........... ......IIIIIIIII........... .......................... Vote 4 Pedro! Ok, so I've been gone for a while, I was out backpacking (or "tramping" as the locals say) the wilderness of New Zealand. As far as I remember, I didn't hurt anyone, and as well as I can remember, I didn't hurt anyone. Anyway, they made me leave after so long, so now I'm an ex-expat (I wonder what that makes me to my ex girlfriend...) back on US soil. This means I can finally use Netteller and (as soon as I get a job) start playing for REAL MONEY again *yaaaaaaaay*! Anyway, it's good to be back, so here are some new jokes as promised: A lizard is walking around in the forest when he hears "*psst* hey! Up here!" He looks up and sees a monkey in a tree, holding a giant doobie. "Come up here and help me smoke this thing." Says the monkey. So the lizard climbs the tree and the two of them blaze the giant doobie. After a couple of minutes of hazy silence the lizard says "dude, my mouth is dry, I'm gonna go get a drink of water" and he climbed down the tree and went over to the lake for a drink. As he was drinking from the lake, he was so stoned he leaned over too far and fell off the rock he was standing on, and in a panic started thrashing around in the water. A nearby Alligator saw the whole thing and swam over to the lizard, helped him out of the water and said "Hey! What's the matter with you?" "Thanks man" said the lizard, and proceeded to explain about the monkey in the tree with the giant J. "I don't believe you" said the alligator "I gotta see this for myself - which tree was it?" The lizard pointed out the tree and the alligator went over to it. Sure enough, there was the monkey giggling in the tree. "Hey! What are you doing up there?" Said the alligator. The monkey looked down at the alligator and his jaw dropped and his eyes bulged as he said "Fuuuuuuuuuuk......DUUUUUUUUDE! How much water did you drink?!?" --------------- Had enough? Yes? Well too bad: *Ring Ring* "FBI Hotline". "Is this the FBI?" "Yes, this is the FBI hotline, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding large amounts of marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir, can you give me Mr Smith's address?." "Yes ma'am, it's 357..." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave. *Ring Ring* "Hello?" "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI just come to your house?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!" ------------- Q.What do u get when cross a stoner with martha stewart? A. One hell of a garden. - - - "We couldn't all be cowboys, so some of us are clowns." -Adam Duritz The Future Ain't What it Used to Be -The Doors |
| Personality | Mean |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Doc Holliday |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Bowling, Football, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Albums (INPO)
- Wish You Were Here (Floyd)
- Graceland (Paul Simon)
- Building Nothing Out Of Something (Modest Mouse)
- The Madness of Circumstance (Jonny G)
- In Utero (If you don't know, PISS OFF)
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