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Silky_T
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| Presentation | HI EVERYONE, I am on a long break due to work and health..I miss you all dearly and promise to be back asap x0x0xx0x0x0 Hi everyone, My name is natasha, (Tasha) I love Poker Room and most of the people, I am a FLIRT like no other...But ..that's as far as I go..I have a fantastic man in my life who I love and adore more than any other human being! Life is soooooo good!! BLONDE JOKES FIRST AND FOREMOST Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." *************** Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours. *************** A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like Hello! You need to roll up the windows first " *************** A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold" "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. " That's great," he says; "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee". *************** A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary.So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand ..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" ******************** ******************** ********** HERES SOME OF MAXINES FAVORITE SAYINGS!! Why dont you slip in to something more comfortable...like a COMA I am ready to listen are you ready to think?? Dont believe everything you think Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?? If you have something to say... raise your hand...AND PLACE IT OVER YOUR MOUTH your not yourself today...i noticed the improvement immediately Dont let your mind wander.. its too small to be left out on its own you really are as Pretty as a picture... I'd love to HANG you!! I'd like to give you a going away present...but 1st.. do your part I heard you changed your mind last night... what did you do with the diaper?? Wipe your mouth...there's still a tiny bit of bullshit on it Few women admit their age... Fewer men act thier age Mothers of teens know why animals eat thier young 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." It's Called Therapy. |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Doyle |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Football |
| Favourite music | Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul |
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