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SofaKingAZ
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Live in Arizona...I play mostly online, but do visit one of the local tribal casinos from time to time. ==================== Interesting quote: "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others... A couple of Poker jokes: -The Bulldog Poker Player - A guy shows up at his Thursday night poker game with his bulldog. The dog jumps on on an empty seat and the guy buys him some chips. As the dealer starts to pass the dog by, the guy says, "Hey, deal my dog in!" Everyone looks rather askance but they deal him in. To everyone's surprise, the dog picks up the cards and begins to play! After a few hands one of the guys says, "Say, that's amazing! Your dog ought to be in the Guiness Book of Records!" The dog owner says, "Nah, he sees too many flops and is a sucker for a check-raise." ====================== There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h. The voice says, "Fuck." |
| Personality | Fun |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Hoyle |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Golf |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Rock Groups
- Van Halen
- Queensryche
- Tesla
- Dream Theater
- The Monkees
Latest Visitors
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mtl_canadien | 21 May, 2007 |
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dlreed13 | 11 Mar, 2007 |
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Doogiem50 | 9 Jan, 2007 |
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Antonelli22 | 5 Jan, 2007 |
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Mr. Sparkle | 17 Sep, 2006 |
