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Stoult

Stoult

Status Offline
Birthday 14 Nov, 1985
Country US (United States)
Joined 6 Jul, 2004
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 472
Pokah posts 67 (click to view)
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About me

Presentation I finally won a freeroll!!! (2/27 @ 12:30am-4:37am)

I love playing poker. I play at school with my friends and online.

My favorite hand is 8,5 offsuit.
Least favorite hand is J,J.

I have had an article published.

I have finished 1st, 9th and 12 on freerolls.

Read my article titled Aces Wild.

Funny story:
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a hand would hold up
Thanks to that no good, no fold-em, idiot louse!

His stacks grew higher
Mine waned towards the felt
Now this S.O.B. has put me on TILT!

"CHIPS" cried the dealer
As I fumbled for cash
We were at war
Me and this little, river rat, 2-6 offsuit playing ASS!

When what to my wandering eyes should appear?
But a pocket full of aces to bring me good cheer!
"RAISE" called the maniac, "RE-RAISE" I cried
"CAP" he hissed, with all hands still alive.

An 8-way pot at limits 6 and 12
Deeper into this story we shall now delve...
I flopped my Ace, this much is true
But little did I know he was holding two-two.

Heads up betting had me calling "All-In"
But there was no doubt that the best hand would win!
A two on the flop gave me no dismay
I was busily counting chips that would soon come my way.

The board paired on fourth street, giving me the nuts I assumed
And turned over my Aces for his eyes to consume.
He paused just a moment before "2!!" he did call...
And Miraculously........ .................... .................... .....the
case deuce on the river did fall

"Nice Catch" I muttered, editing my initial reply
Where I'd tell this guy off, instead yelled "REBUY!"
While up in chips with these massive stacks
Maniac forgot to protect them and eventually gave them all back.

Within three hours I heard him mutter "all-in"
Head hung, defeated, he'd committed a poker sin
I raised on the button for "protection" (I lied)
Just wanted it heads up to restore my pride.

Burning and turning the board soon displayed
I'd caught an ace on the river to his dismay.
As he turned to go, I said (rather snobby)

"Merry Christmas! Oh and my book is for sale in the lobby!"
Personality Confident
Occupation Chief

My Poker Achievements

Date Event Winnings

Game Information

Poker Idol: Daniel Negreanu
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Business and Investments, Eating Out
Favourite sports Football, Soccer
Favourite music Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap

Personal Links

Link Description
College Humor Funny site with pictures, videos, articles and links.

My TopLists

Fav Sports Teams

  1. Washington Redskins
  2. Pittsburgh Penguins
  3. New England Revolution
  4. AC Milan
  5. Pheonix Suns

Latest Visitors

Nickname Date
Elizabeth007 Elizabeth007 9 Jul, 2008
sostos sostos 1 Feb, 2007
thekid80 thekid80 18 Oct, 2006
berthadamule berthadamule 17 Oct, 2006
jasonmyersl9 jasonmyersl9 11 Oct, 2006
 
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