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| Presentation | I finally won a freeroll!!! (2/27 @ 12:30am-4:37am) I love playing poker. I play at school with my friends and online. My favorite hand is 8,5 offsuit. Least favorite hand is J,J. I have had an article published. I have finished 1st, 9th and 12 on freerolls. Read my article titled Aces Wild. Funny story: Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a hand would hold up Thanks to that no good, no fold-em, idiot louse! His stacks grew higher Mine waned towards the felt Now this S.O.B. has put me on TILT! "CHIPS" cried the dealer As I fumbled for cash We were at war Me and this little, river rat, 2-6 offsuit playing ASS! When what to my wandering eyes should appear? But a pocket full of aces to bring me good cheer! "RAISE" called the maniac, "RE-RAISE" I cried "CAP" he hissed, with all hands still alive. An 8-way pot at limits 6 and 12 Deeper into this story we shall now delve... I flopped my Ace, this much is true But little did I know he was holding two-two. Heads up betting had me calling "All-In" But there was no doubt that the best hand would win! A two on the flop gave me no dismay I was busily counting chips that would soon come my way. The board paired on fourth street, giving me the nuts I assumed And turned over my Aces for his eyes to consume. He paused just a moment before "2!!" he did call... And Miraculously........ .................... .................... .....the case deuce on the river did fall "Nice Catch" I muttered, editing my initial reply Where I'd tell this guy off, instead yelled "REBUY!" While up in chips with these massive stacks Maniac forgot to protect them and eventually gave them all back. Within three hours I heard him mutter "all-in" Head hung, defeated, he'd committed a poker sin I raised on the button for "protection" (I lied) Just wanted it heads up to restore my pride. Burning and turning the board soon displayed I'd caught an ace on the river to his dismay. As he turned to go, I said (rather snobby) "Merry Christmas! Oh and my book is for sale in the lobby!" |
| Personality | Confident |
| Occupation | Chief |
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| Poker Idol: | Daniel Negreanu |
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| PokerOnline |
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Eating Out |
| Favourite sports | Football, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
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| College Humor | Funny site with pictures, videos, articles and links. |
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