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Very_Bad_Grl

Very_Bad_Grl

Status Offline
Birthday 30 Dec, 1976
Country US (United States)
Pokah Status Veteran
Groups Citizens of Red Sox Nation , Anything Goes

About me

Presentation HELLO ALL...Update...I had my GORGEOUS son on September 17th. He was 9 pounds 12 ounces and 22 inches long...Yes, he was a VERY BIG BOY...LOL...We are doing just fine...LOL

ENJOY MY PROFILE AND STOP BY TO SAY HELLO...XOXOXO

Thanks for visiting my profile. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you soon. Until then, enjoy the profile, GL at the tables, and have a great day!


I love to meet new people, make new friends and have a great time. I also LOVE sports. Hockey (Boston Bruins), Football (New England Patriots), Basketball (Boston Celtics) and of course Baseball (Boston Red Sox). See the pattern? LOL....I also love meeting people who hate New York Teams....LMAO!!!!!

Look for me so we can play some poker and have a good time. I hope you all have a GREAT Morning, Day, Afternoon, Evening and Night!!!!

Don\'t forget to slow down enough to sign my guest book and say hello......Just remember to be nice or naughty...LOL


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Hmmmm....What does your name mean? I don\'t know, but here\'s how you can find out for yourself

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E: You are easy to fall in love with.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have very good personality and good looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore yOU
K : You\'re wild and crazy.
L: Everyone loves you.
M : Best kisser ever.
N: You love sex.
O: Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : You\'re loyal to those you love.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : You\'re loyal to those who love you.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y: Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z : Always ready


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Benefits of Sex…

Did you know that you could tell from the skin a person, whether he or she is
sexually active?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It\'s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don\'t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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GREAT advice from fiestygrl1:

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience...

I LOVE THIS....LOL...Thanks fiestygrl


Uhhhhhhhhh....I have a challenge for ALL OF YOU! I want to see who figures it out!!!!!

I want you to take an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper and pass your entire body through it....I know, some of you are thinking that it\'s IMPOSSIBLE....I\'m telling you that it\'s NOT impossible....

If you have tried, and tried, and tried again and you can not figure it out, let me know and I\'ll tell you how...It is a great time. If any of you are teachers, this is a great thing to do with your students....GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!!!

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NOW.....
IT\'S RIDDLE TIME!

1. The man who invented it doesn\'t want it. The man who bought it doesn\'t need it. The man who needs it doesn\'t know it. What is it?

2. What is the one thing that:
the Rich need,
the poor have,
and if you eat it you will die???

3. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

4. I\'m the part of the bird that\'s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

5. I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

If you know the answers or if you want me to tell you the answers, leave me a post and either way I\'ll let you know if you are correct or what the answer is. GOOD LUCK!

MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT

This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%...
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here\'s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*sskissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it\'s the BULLSH*T and A*SSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Hugs and Kisses to you. I would like to wish you lots of Good Luck and I hope you win a lot of money! Get me some too!! LOL

BTW, don\'t forget to KEEP SMILING AND ...

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´a GREAT day!
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CHAO,
VBG
XOXOXO
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Hobbies Business and Investments, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
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Most Important to Me

  1. My Son
  2. My Family
  3. My REAL Friends
  4. Life, Love, and Happiness
  5. Helping those in Need

I CAN NOT STAND PEOPLE...

  1. WHO ARE LIARS
  2. WHO ARE FAKE
  3. WHO ARE NOT TRUE TO THEMSELVES
  4. WHO MAKE PROMISES THEY CAN'T KEEP
  5. WHO HAVE NO INTENTION ON KEEPING THEIR PROMISES

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