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_Karlose888

_Karlose888

Status Offline
Birthday 26 Nov, 1984
Country GB (United Kingdom)
Joined 30 Jul, 2005
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 296
Pokah posts 8 (click to view)
Groups ENGLISH MASTERS , PunnyPokerPeople , Europe

About me

Presentation Hi, If you've dropped by for a browse u might aswell drop us a post and i'll happily get back to you!

I can't decide if i should change my pic to one that doesn't shout 70's love shack porn star*, what do you think fellow Groove Riders???


How De, Its only me! - crazy, fun, open minded, optimistic charmer!

Is this my real hair ???? i cant remember i was drunk......

I have so much bad luck, that if i bought a cemetary people would stop dying!

POKERRR, POKERRR, What is POKERRR??????

- Its a Laugh - Its Lucky - Its Pleasure - Its Annoying - Its Crazy - Its Funny - Its Heart breaking - Its Expensive - Its Hard - Its Time consuming - Its Clever - Its Tactical - Its Thought Provoking - Its Competitive - Its a Career (if ya gud wink - Its a Hobby - Its a Lazy Sport - Its 50/50 - Its Nail Biting - Its nerve Wrecking - Its Dangerous in the wrong hands - Its Tiring - IT'S ALOT OF THINGS BUT EASY!!!

SO MAY YA CARDS BE LIVE AND YA POTS BE MONSTERS!!!!!
Karlose888 yar x 26/11/84 - wm/eng/uk

chief exec - www.pokeryamom.com - www.karlose888.com

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The husband says," no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!! -PonchOStarr

George Best - R.I.P - 25/11/05 - M.U.F.C
Personality Open minded
Occupation Chief

My Poker Achievements

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Game Information

Poker Idol: Dave Devil Fish Ulliott
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Hockey, Soccer
Favourite music Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic

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  1. Mayo
  2. salt & pepper
  3. BBQ sauce
  4. ketchup
  5. HP Brown

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