_NeoGriffin Status Offline Country (United States) Joined 10 Jan, 2005 Pokah Status Pokah! addict Visitors 375 Pokah posts 933 (click to view) Groups PunnyPokerPeople , NASCAR Nuts!! , College Football , Metal Heads , Ohio Players Group , Processors of Elimination , The Players Club ,

Presentation	Hello, and welcome to my pokah page. For those who do not know me here are a few quick notes: I love anything Ohio State (obviously), NASCAR (Denny Hamlin, Mark Martin), rock/metal music that nobody has ever heard of, and a good old fashioned joke Go Buckeyes!!! 2002 National Champions!!! Bring on USC!!! ->2005/2006/2007 Big Ten Football Champions ->2006&2007 BCS National Title Game Appearances 2006 Heisman Trophy Winner is Troy Smith (7th OSU winner) Jokes 1. A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbors dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says: I have had enough of this. She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says: The dog is still barking, what have you been doing? The blonde says: I put the dog in our backyard, lets see how THEY like it! 2. Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, You are going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. Do you know how they make these gloves? he asked. No, I dont, she replied. Well, he spoofed, there is a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. She did not crack a smile. Oh, well. I tried, he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, She burst out laughing. What is so funny? he asked I was just envisioning how condoms are made! 3. Q: Why do they not serve ice in the drinks at Mighigan football games anymore? A: Because the student with the recipe graduated! Brief is the Light by Sentenced: The bells again... someone has died The bells of the end toll to remind that life is but a race against time At your back youll always hear the Chariot of Time hurrying near. The faster you run the closer it comes. A pursuer you can not outrun Hear these words I say: - Make the most out of your day for brief is the light on our way on this momentary trail. Hear these words, awake: - Make the most out of your day for brief is the time, so brief is the time that were allowed to stay. The bells again.. whose turn this time? To reach the end, yours or mine? Each funeral just makes us realize that life is but a series of goodbyes. Hear these words I say: - Make the most out of your day for brief is the light on our way on this momentary trail. Hear these words, awake: - Make the most out of your day for brief is the time, so brief is the time that were allowed to stay. Life passes by, melts away like snow in the spring. We all are blind to the running of time. I hope you have enjoyed your visit
Personality	Fun
Occupation	Chief

Favorite Rock Albums(1-5)

1. Nonpoint - Recoil
2. Bobaflex - Apologize for Nothing
3. Shadows Fall - Threads of Life
4. Papa Roach - Getting Away with Murder
5. Three Days Grace - One-X

Favorite Rock Albums(6-10)

1. Psychostick-We Couldnt Think of a Title
2. Audioslave - Revelations
3. Sentenced - The Cold White Light
4. Dope - Group Therapy
5. Spineshank-Height of Callousness

Great Bands You Might Not Know Of

1. Bobaflex
2. Shadows Fall
3. Psychostick
4. Indorphine
5. Scum of the Earth

	Nickname	Date
	nik109	18 Oct, 2010
	mardrew09	20 Jul, 2010
	Im_So_Hot_xx	7 Dec, 2009
	_osher430	26 Mar, 2009
	Retired Tank	30 Oct, 2008