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(Canada)About me
| Presentation | Deep,Deeper,Deepest Thoughts by Jack Handey -I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals -If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming -When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear -If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not! -The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face -I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture attacking this world, because they'd never expect it -Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books -Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff -To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." -If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." -It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money -I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend -Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, "Man, I really need to fix that roof." -I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money." -"The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.'" |
| Personality | Secrative |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Jul, 2008 | Play money tourney | 5000 |
| 01 Aug, 2008 | Play money tourney | 15000 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Daniel Negreanu & Phil Ivey |
| Favourite game | Texas Holdem |
| Structure: | No-limit |
| Casino game | BlackJack |
| Prefers | Cash games |
| PokerOnline | Play money |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Hard Rock / Metal |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
KBM top 5
- Ang
- My boys Owen and Copeland
- The good old hockey game
- Gym time
- The payout structure
Tunes
- Korn
- The Doors
- Tool
- A Perfect Cirlce
- Metallica
Latest Visitors
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