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_adamlee23
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | Here's a little about myself: I was born in 1389 as the bastard child of an eskimo. I invented a speedboat at the age of 8 and made my way from Iceland down to England where I fought the French in the Hundred Years War. I fought here until 1488, when I helped King Henry the 7th invade Brittany. I was awarded 156 first class honours from the British Army for my services. I then swam from France to Turkey where I lived as a farmer for 300 years or so selling sheep, carpets, and apples to local businessmen. I was forced to give up the business after youths broke in to my tent and stole my beard. I then returned to France and got a job as an executioner during the French revolution. I decapitated 7863 men women and children, and was a local celebrity. After everything cooled down I stole 154 horses and tied them all to my cart. I was in Southern Spain within 32 hours and I stayed there for around 100 years and sold olives to travelling gypsies. Until one day a group of these gypsies told me that they were from a far away land called Mexico and they came looking for help. I told them of my experience and they happily pointed me in the right direction. I immediately dived into the Sea and then swam the Atlantic, arriving in Mexico a week later - where I joined forces with the Mexicans in the US-Mexican War. I fought for a solid year without food or water and killed 1083 Americans with my bare hands. The Mexicans had the upper hand, but I had to leave for a hair cut I had booked in Bolivia, and two days later the Americans won. I jogged from Bolivia to Paraguay in 3 hours and then stayed there for around 50 years, selling carvings of Jesus I had made from cow hooves. Then one day I heard my old friends in the British Army were going to Africa to fight, so I made a raft and rowed to Africa in around 5 days, where I fought in the 2nd Boer War. I killed 18 thousand tribesmen with a big rock I found on the beach. After the war I was awarded with 12 Victoria Crosses for my services. Whilst in South Africa I got a job as a gravedigger and every morning I would sit down and make detailed drawings of things I had seen in my dreams. This went on for years until I decided to make what I had been drawing - the result was a hot air ballon. In March 1910 I got in my hot air balloon and took to the sky. 2 years later I crash landed into a pub in Germany. I was forced to buy the pub due to all the damage I had caused. I gave it a complete refurb, and renamed it The Sausage. One rainy day a young frauline was causing trouble and being aggressive towards my staff, so I picked up a big jar of pickled eggs and smashed it over her head, killing her instantly. Little did I know it was The Kaisers daughter and I had just inadvertantly started WW1. I fought for the British in the Battle of The Somme - I used to ride a bicycle across no mans land to act as a decoy for the troops. I was shot 16 times during WW1 and I had to have a kidney transplant, anal reconstruction, and 4 triple heart bypasses all performed whilst in action, by a medic. I didnt have time for stupid hospitals,. After WW1 I rode my bike from Germany to Denmark in around 20 minutes. There I got a job teaching Latin at a Copenhagen Secondary School. I stayed here for about 15 years but one day I got a phone call from an old friend in Germany who was going to play in a high level card game. I speed-skated down a very long river all the way to Germany, it took me 14 minutes. I met up with my friend that night and we joined in the card game, I was sat next to a young Adolf Hitler, who had organised the tournament and the playing cards were his own personal ones. I lost a hand and was so sure he had cheated, I picked up the deck of cards, wrapped them in horse hair, ran outside into the night and threw them as far as I could. They landed in Poland. The next day Germany invaded Poland and started WW2. I wasnt very popular in Poland that year. I was a spy for the next 5 or so years, relaying intelligence in Latin via my Danish counterparts back to the Allied forces. Because of my non stop contact, directing the Allied troops, the War ended 10 years early. I was awarded the freedom of Berlin, Paris, and Warsaw and 193 Victoria Crosses. Since the war I have been doing bits and pieces here and there - I was a kamikaze pilot during the Korean war, flew gunships for the Americans during the Vietnam War, shot JFK, towed 3 nuclear missiles to Cuba on a tug boat in the 80's for the Russians (not sure why they wanted me to do that). More recently I worked as a fireman in the 1st Gulf War putting out oil rig fires. And in 1996 I flew a zepplin to the planet Mars for a bet. In the 2000 Olympics I represented Iceland and won 4 Gold medals, 3 for swimming and 1 for shotput. Last year I also worked as a guard at Camp XRay, Guantanamo Bay - which was fun. Check out my good friend and confidante - mrfish77 - he has fought by my side through most of my battles 1/09/2006 - 10th position 10+1 NLHE - 295 entrants - $36 13/08/2006 - 18th position 5+0.5NLHE - 535 entrants - $26 2/08/2006 - 5th position 5+0.5NLHE Turbo - 400 entrants - $100 4/05/2006 - 5th position 5+1NLHE Centurion Cup - 50 entrants - $20 4/05/2006 - 10th position 20+2NLHE - 132 entrants - $52 3/05/2006 - 23rd position 20+2NLHE Rebuy - 423 entrants - $115 26/04/2006 - 14th position 50+4NLHE European Daily - 246 entrants - $163 8/04/2006 - 7th position 5+0.5NLHE - 415 entrants - $63 7/12/2005 - 5th position 5+0.5NLHE - 296 entrants - $96 25/11/2005 - 6th position 5+0.5NLHE - 331 entrants - $66 25/11/2005 - 5th position 10+1NLHE - 188 entrants - $150 22/11/2005 - 15th position 5+0.5NLHE - 289 entrants - $14!! 9/11/2005 - 14th position 5+0.5NLHE - 268 entrants - $14!! 4/10/2005 - 2nd position 10+1NLHE - 130 entrants - $269 30/9/2005 - 6th position 5k rebuy NLHE - 507 entrants - $250 |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Flipper the Dolphin |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Stamps, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Golf, Football, Hockey, Wrestling, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| Excellent Dance Music Venue |
My TopLists
Weapons
- Guilotine
- Pistol
- Teeth
- Fists
- Bayonet
Latest Visitors
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_cagre | 4 Mar, 2009 |
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Huey Crayton | 15 Jan, 2009 |
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guug | 27 Aug, 2008 |
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HempFree | 28 Feb, 2008 |
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VALKALATA | 24 Jan, 2008 |
