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Birthday	6 Jun, 1986
Country	(United Kingdom)
Joined	19 Apr, 2007
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Animal Snooker

There was an elephant a snake and a gorilla in the jungle, the snake said, "Shall we have a game of snooker?" The elephant replied "How can we play snooker when we haven't got a table."

So the snake said, "We can pretend, instead of hitting the ball, we'll each do a trick, whoever does the best trick will get the most points."

The gorilla said "OK I'll go first, I'll climb up that tree swing around that branch 3 times do a double somersault and land on my feet, that's got to be worth the black ball and that's 7 points."

The elephant said "No it's not worth 7 points because your good at climbing trees, we'll give you the blue and that's worth 5 points."

The gorilla said, "OK" and off he went up the tree, he swung round the branch 3 times did a double somersault and landed on his feet.

The elephant said "I'll climb up the tree swing around the branch twice do a single somersault and land on my feet, that's got to be worth 7 points because I can't climb trees very well."

So the snake and the gorillas said, "OK if you can do that we'll give you 7 points."

The elephant went up the tree swung round the branch twice did the somersault and landed on his feet with an almighty bang.

The snake said, "That was brilliant," "So what are you going to do snake" the gorilla asked.

"Well, I'll go up the elephants bum through his intestine and out of his trunk, that's got to be worth 7 points" said the snake.

The gorilla said, "If you can do that we'll give you 7 points." so off went the snake up the elephants bum.

The gorilla got hold of the elephants trunk and stuck it up his bum and said "That's got him Snookered!!".