_cijay88

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Status	Offline
Birthday	16 Jun, 1988
Country	(United Kingdom)
Joined	20 Jun, 2006
Pokah Status	Enthusiast
Visitors	67
Pokah posts	26 (click to view)
Groups	The Crew

About me

Presentation

Chill out, play to win, but play fair.
1 day I will be a poker pro and then I will be laughing, laughing I tell you.
My favourite hobby is being lazy as this conserves the most energy.
The best feeling in poker is trapping an opponent succesfully.
The worst feeling in poker is being trapped by an opponent successfully.
Never show your cards and if you start losing hands say nice fishing after each one.
If you win with a bluff say good fold mate and don't show your cards.
If you are bluffing successfully almost every hand say, 'I can't believe these hands I keep getting!'
For the bad players out there, every blind squirrel finds a nut.
Watch sugar rush. Eat some chips. Have a pint, the cocktails are never as nice.
Learn from your mistakes. Don't, for example, say nothing for about a minute when someone you like asks you a question. Don't let your 'friend' ask all the girls on the bus out 'for you'.
Enjoy playing.
Wear sunscreen.
Sing when you're winning.
Be who you want to be.
Lets all get along, no need for arguments.*
*except for when I start them, then they are ok.