blonde_QTpie Status Offline Birthday 14 Oct, 1969 Country (United States) Joined 7 Oct, 2005 Pokah Status Pokah! addict Visitors 2414 Pokah posts 1846 (click to view) Groups

Presentation	WHO'S READY FOR RENO, BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OMG!!! It's OFFICIAL as of 9/18/06!!!! Hi, my name's Michelle, and I'm an ADDICT!!! 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!" Blonde.....5'2" with eyes of blue.....and I only drink when with others or by myself. Don't have a strategy about poker....just play by instinct. Some times it pays off...and sometimes I have to visit the ATM more than I would like. All in all though, I'm here for a good time! I love to get to know my fellow players, so you are likely to catch me lurking around to see who all is here. I love to relax with my laptop and iPod, and am a COMPLETE techno-gadget geek. Any new technology...I am lusting after it. I'm all about the bells and whistles. I now have the priviledge of working with my best buddy, girlygirlxx (Paulette). We make THE best Thelma & Louise team around. My special friend from PR already knows that, though. Besides doing that, I love to travel and DRINK with her (you've GOT to meet her!! She's a kick in the pants!!), watch movies, take long drives, listen to my huge music collection, entertain, have sex (with my honey), talk about sex, cook, and eat out! Right now, I am deep into trying to find peace and harmony in my life. I have found the road has become rather rocky and unstable, and I am not quite sure where my next step ever takes me...but, I hold on to the promise that God will make this journey worthwhile...as it SURELY has been an adventurous ride so far. I am fortunate for the friends and loved ones who support me in my ever-changing travels through life. Hope to play with you soon! ---------------------------------------- Caged Bird ~ Alicia Keyes Right now I feel like a bird Caged without a key Everyone comes to stare at me With so much joy and rivalry They don't know how I feel inside Through my smile I cry They don't know what they're doin' to me Keeping me from flyin' That's why I say that I know why the caged bird sings Only joy comes from song She's so rare and beautiful to others Why not just set her free So she can Fly, fly, fly Spreadin' her wings and her song Let her Fly, fly fly For the whole world to see She's like a caged bird Fly, fly Oh, just let her fly Just let her fly Just let her fly Spread her wings Spread her beauty
Personality	Mischievous
Occupation	Chief

My Favs

1. Being cuddled & loved by my honey
2. Sitting in the Jacuzzi in the rain
3. Going anywhere/nowhere with my sweetie
4. Drinking with my gal pal
5. Thunder/Lightning/Wind

Music - a MUST

1. Depeche Mode & The Cure
2. Jack Johnson
3. Jem & Anna Nalick
4. Lenny Kravitz
5. Sting

Drinks

1. Cheesecake Factory's strawberry martini
2. tall Goose & tonic w/ lime
3. White Chocolate Martini's
4. Lemon Drops
5. Chai liquor over ice

TV shows

1. CSI (ALL of them)
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Family Plots
4. SNL
5. MADD TV

Movies

1. Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
2. The Banger Sisters
3. An Affair to Remember
4. Prelude to a Kiss
5. Tomb Raider (ANY)

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