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calzone
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| Presentation | The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body. "Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt. The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!" again. The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"? "Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?" The Doc answered, "Your finger's broken." ******************** ******************** ****** A woman's husband died. He had only $20,000 to his name. After everything was done at the funeral home and cemetery, she told her closest friend that there was no money left. The friend said, "How can that be? You told me he still had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?" The widow replied, "Well, the funeral home cost $6,000. And of course, I made the obligatory donation to the Church, so that was another $2,000. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend said, "$12,000 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" Extending her left hand, the widow said, "Three carats.******************** ******************** ****** *** On the first day of college, the Dean addresses the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "How much for a season pass?" |
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