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daveradish
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call-center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, You dont feel so tough now, do you, Batman!? Did you ever notice, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Whats difference between a poker player and a dog? The dog will eventually stop whining. Guy comes home from work sits down in his chair, turns on the TV and stares at it intently. He says to his wife Quick honey get me a beer before it starts. She goes to the fridge and brings him a beer. He swills the the beer down and says honey quick grab me another one before it starts. She goes to the fridge and grudgingly brings him the beer. He swills this one down and says honey quick get me another one before it starts. The wife starts to turn red, she begins blaring .. I work all day ... I cook dinner .. I clean the house .. I take care of the kids .. I .. The husband interrupts .. Never mind it started. fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! |
| Personality | Considerate |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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| 23 Feb, 2008 | made Bill cry - | 0 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | roleni |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
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| Favourite music | Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
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Im_So_Hot_xx | 7 Dec, 2009 |
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Fiona Shrek. | 30 Mar, 2009 |
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tidge123 | 12 Mar, 2009 |
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