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heppy
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | A little about me i,m a proud Yokshire lad who is a Scouse fan. A father to two of Satans children (only joking but feels like is sometimes) If anyone is interested i,m 6 3" blue eyed going grey and a little middle age spread starting to grow Old women have many great friends young and old. Old men are just classed as sleazy You decide try me To all those who catch me snooping, if you dont look you dont get to know anything. My advice to newcomers is, Patience is a virtue and you will never win without it. Poker is much like wooing ladies rushing in head long will get you nowhere Not been playing real money very long but it is a far far different feeling from play money, dont think i,ll go back to play very often even if i do have over two million dollars in there. -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering ----/// \\\---cancer I have just finished in 20th place in a freeroll and won a sit n go voucher not bad for my 4th tourney Another finish in top 100 23/08/06 40th in freeroll 28/08/06 Fav things 1. Football 2. SEX 3. Football 4. SEX 5. And more Sex Only joking any one or both at once lol For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head." An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something special for his last meal. The inmate declined the offer. Later, the prison guard asked the inmate if there was something special he wanted to do on his final day. Again, the inmate declined the offer. The following morning, as the inmate was being put before the firing squad, the guard asked him if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold. "No," the inmate said, "just get it over with." "Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" asked the guard. The inmate thought for a moment, then replied, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favourite song, from beginning to end, without any interruptions." The guard nodded and agreed. "Go ahead," said the guard. The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..." A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender asked him one day, "Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?" The man answered, "Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, and since they've both passed on, I've continued to order the three shots in their honor." The bartender thought that this was a very noble thing to do, and welcomed the man every time he visited the bar. Two weeks later, the man walked into the bar for his daily visit and ordered two shots of whiskey. Surprised, the bartender asked him why he only ordered two when had had always been ordering three. The man answered, "Oh, I've decided to stop drinking." A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink. A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink. The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that." The big guy punches him in the mouth. |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Eating Out, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Football |
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My Life
- Liverpool
- Steve Gerrard
- Vodka
- Lager
- Women
Latest Visitors
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Im_So_Hot_xx | 28 Oct, 2009 |
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FranB12 | 3 Oct, 2009 |
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bluffysbever | 18 Aug, 2009 |
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garlanda1 | 9 Aug, 2009 |
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elparimano | 17 Apr, 2009 |
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