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Presentation	Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete? A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest. Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her breats went. Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant A. Marry it. Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A. Give it a nipple. Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A. When his hand caught on fire. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck. Q. What is better than a cold Bud? A. A warm bush.
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