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jessie FI
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(Finland)About me
| Presentation | Hi to all from Finland..Im jessica and i wish u all good luck at the tabels..See u around.. -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering ----/// \\\----cancer Empathy An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole." >John and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their >upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got >out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and >opened the door. > >Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, >"Oh. I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that." > >"That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?" > >Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink >from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred dollars, would >you remove the towel from your upper body?" > >Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not, for a hundred >bucks, and removed the towel from her breasts. > >"Wow," Charlie exclaimed, "they are truly beautiful. Listen, for >another hundred bucks would you consider taking the towel all the >way off?" > >"Why not," Mary thought, "that's a lot of money," and she dropped >the towel completely to the floor. > >Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking >body, reached into his pocket, took out two hundred dollars, gave it >to her, and left. > >As she got back up stairs and was getting back into the shower, John >asked her who was at the door. > >"Just Charlie," she said, as she started to rub his back. > >"Charlie Eh," said John, "Did he give you the two hundred dollars he >owed me?" Construction Worker on 3rd Floor >There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this >unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go >down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on >the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he >said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could >understand him. > >So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his >knees (meaning "need",) and moved his hand back and forth describing >the movement of a hand saw. > >Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he >understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off. > >The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and >started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need >a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell >you that "I am coming...". |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Bowling, Football |
| Favourite music | Hard Rock / Metal, Hip Hop / Rap |
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