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johnuonenut
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | to anyone who has ever taken a bad beat and threw a bitch fit at the table, please read the bottom of my presentation(i'm not going to say i havent bitched about a hand or two myself), but this is for those of you who sit there and bitch and bitch and moan after a hand................ best finishes on pokerroom: 5.50 nl 9th of 290 ($19.87) 5.50 nl 8th of 329 ($27.40) 10+1 pl omaha 4th of 82 10+1 nl 9th of 102 5.50 nl 1st of 489 ($605.91)************ 5.50 turbo nl 4th of 338 ($129.70) 5.50 turbo nl 3rd of 388 ($188.50) 20+2 nl 2nd of 209 ($815.10)********* 10+1 nl 5th of 236 ($153.40) 10+1 pl omaha 4th of 96 ($86.30) 10+1 pl 5 card draw 2nd of 104 ($310.00)********* 5.50 nl 7th out of 475 ($71.25) ---------january 1st 2006------------------------ 5.50 nl 3rd out of 320($160)(screwed lost with QQ to JJ) 10+1 pl omaha hilo 5th of 96 ($76.80) 20+2 nl 5th out of 177 ($283.20)********** 10+1 pl 5 card draw 4th out of 65 ($91.80) 10+1 nl 8th out of 342 ($68.40) 10+1 pl omaha hi lo 1st out of 103 ($309)******* 10+1 pl omaha hi lo 10th out of 92 ($18.40) 5.50 nl 2nd out of 247 ($240.82)******** ---------february 1st 2006------------------------ 10+1 nl rebuy 2nd out of 138 ($480)******** 10+1 pl omaha hilo 5th out of 115 ($92) 5.50 nl 2nd out of 532 ($332.50)******* 20+2 limit stud 2nd out of 33 ($158.40) 20+2 midnight oil 1st out of 216 ($832 and $100+8 ticket) FINALLY*** ---------march 1st 2006--------------------------- 10+1 nl 1st out of 230 ($598)(fulltilt)******** 10+1 nl 6th out of 311 (124.40) 5.50 limit razz 1st of 139 ($208.50)(fulltilt won most of my chips from andy bloch) $1 lucky dollar 10th out of 1510 ($27.61) 10+1 nl 9th out of 379 ($66.32) ---------april 1st 2006---------------------------- 10 nl 6th out of 156 ($70.98)(absolutepoker) 5.50 nl 9th out of 410 ($35.08) 5.50 nl 3rd out of 362 ($181.00) 50+4 long kiss goodnight 9th out of 226 ($248.60)***** 1+.10 lucky dollar 2nd out of 680 ($102.00) ---------may 1st 2006------------------------------ 40+5(with one $20 rebuy) 1st of 70 ($1000)LIVE!WHAT A RUSH!1st casino tourney win 5.50 nl 3rd out of 217 ($130.20) 10+1 pl omaha hilo 9th of 76 ($22.20) 5.50 nl 10th out of 226 ($14.12) ---------june 1st 2006----------------------------- 12+1 $1500 guaranteed 5th out of 174 ($93.96)doyles room 8+.80 $1500 guarantee nl 7th out of 291 ($69.84)doyles room 5.50 nl 9thout of 417 ($36.48) 10+1 nl 5th out of 109 ($54.50)doyles room 1+.10 nl 5th out of 211 ($9.54) doyles room 3+.30 nl 6th out of 137 ($16.92) doyles room 10+1 nl 9th out of 105 ($22.00) doyles room 10+1 limit holdem $400 guaranteed 3rd out of 37 ($52.00)doyles room 2+.20 7th out of 200 ($12.00)doyles room 12+1 1500 guarantee 7yh out of 182 ($65.52)doyles room ------------july 2006----------------------- 5.50 nl 8th out of 389 ($48.62) doyles room ------------august 2006--------------------- 10+1 nl 4th out of 104 ($83.20)doyles room 10+1 nl 3rd out of 79 ($94.80)doyles room ------------september 2006------------------ 10+1 omaha hi-lo 5th out of 88 ($70.40) 5.50 limt hold-em 2nd out of 92 ($92.00)doyles room 10+1 omaha hi-lo 9th out of 72 ($21.40)stupid stupid stupid 24+2.40 6th out of 66 ($95.04) 10+1 nl holdem 6th out of 98 ($58.80)doyles room 3+.30 nl speed 5th out of 170 ($22.95)doyles room -----------------october 2006---------------------- 20+2 midnight oil 7th out of 184 ($121.44) 10+1 nl rebuy 5th out of 103 ($155.30) 20+2 1500 guaranteed 1st out of 105 ($630.00)********* most of my play was on full tilt where i won 6 tournies and made the final table 31 times, i am still ranked in the top 100 all time tourney players at full tilt (see ftpfan.com and search johnybignuts) poker is a journey,one hand in a series of millions means so little in retrospect, if you arent playing for hundreds of dollars a hand stop FUCKING crying when you take what you think is a bad beat(and you donkeys most of the time they are not), instead of bitching and being an asshole, remember when you sucked out on someoone(you know damn well you have), and take your beats, most of the time the best hand wll win, but not always or it wouldnt be gambling, if in the long term you are a winner, THAT is how you determine if you are a card player, or some idiot asshole who thinks its all about one hand or one tournament, but in actuality just came to drop off someof his hard earned money to those who actually understand the game........... |
| Personality | Confident |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Football |
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