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jralex
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | i quit drinking..i freeze it now and eat it like a popsicle your not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on god gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time fat chicks are like mopeds, they are fun until your friends catch you riding one *****JRs Guide to not losing money in poker #1 - play money poker is just as fun...but yeah less thrill #2 - gambling is addicting...use your money wisely but always keep 10 bucks aside for gas and soda on the ride home #3 - women are good poker players because most women are great liars...you have to be a great liar to bluff...see the connection...men are pretty poor liars hence why most male poker players are single #4 - the key to winning is to change your style of play...most decent players know that a players personality is usually his style of play #5 - quit playing all those hands...the hardest thing in poker is folding the big hands...dont be afraid to do it..save your chips for another battle #6 - when it comes to suckouts..its a part of the game...yeah they suck hence the term suckout but seriously dont give yourself a heart attack...you decided to gamble your money in the first place well thats it for now...im sure i will think of more later baseball is the greatest sport ever invented...its also the hardest game to play because if it was easy then everyone would do it...yeah i mean hockey is pretty tough, moving around on ice with metal things attached to your feet but trying hitting a round object being thrown at you at high speeds and try hitting that round object with a round bat and try hitting that object where those 9 players cant get it...easy right? your crazy if you think so People who drive slow in the passing lane: why is it 80% of the time you end up being a woman on their cell phone...now they let old women talk on their cell phones while driving what a fucking nightmare that is...why dont you drive your car off a ditch all at once and the world will be a much safer place |
| Personality | Mean |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | i dont have a favorite they are all rich jerks who waste their money |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Stamps, Eating Out |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Rock |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Things I hate the most
- Pokerroom moderators
- Pokerroom lack of games
- idiots who i make fun of that tell on me
- old people / slow drivers
- pretentious aholes who think they r better than me
Latest Visitors
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garlinda1 | 7 Mar, 2010 |
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trashcanicus | 23 Feb, 2010 |
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_tony1m | 12 Feb, 2010 |
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Miss Terri | 18 Jan, 2010 |
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goodgirl789 | 8 Jan, 2010 |
