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juswrbl9
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | dead money says what? ?Dead as dead can be,? my doctor tells me But I just can?t believe him, never the optimistic one I?m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, don?t play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, ?You disappoint me,? Maybe you?re better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become?my perfect enemy? Wake up and face me, don?t play dead cause maybe Someday I?ll walk away and say, ?You disappoint me,? Maybe you?re better off this way Maybe you?re better off this way Maybe you?re better off this way Maybe you?re better off this way You?re better of this?you?re better off this? Maybe you?re better off! Wake up and face me, don?t play dead cause maybe Someday I?ll walk away and say, ?You fucking disappoint me!? Maybe you?re better off this way Go ahead and play dead I know that you can hear this Go ahead and play dead Why can't you turn and face me? Why can't you turn and face me? Why can't you turn and face me? Why can't you turn and face me? You fucking disappoint me! I LIKE POKER Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Author: Billy Madison All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked. Saint Augustine -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ----|||--|||---On Your ----|||--|||---Profile If ----|||--|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering -----/// \\\---cancer Subject: Dating Rituals WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.... _+88______________________________ _+880_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ __+880_________________________++_ __+888________________________+88_ __++880______________________+88__ __++888_____+++88__________+++8__ __++8888__+++8880++88____+++88___ __+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____ ___++888++8888+++888888++888_____ ___++88++8888++8888888++888______ ___++++++888888888888888888______ ____++++++88888888888888888______ ____++++++++000888888888888______ _____+++++++000088888888888______ ______+++++++00088888888888______ _______+++++++088888888888_______ _______+++++++088888888888_______ ________+++++++8888888888________ ________+++++++0088888888________ ________++++++0088888888_________ |
| Personality | Considerate |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Daniel Negreanu, Phil Ivey, Barry Greenstein,Micheal Mizrachi?a.k.a. the grinder-that guy |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Basketball, Bowling, Golf, Hockey, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Country, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| hockey | eh! |
| Myspace | Myspace |
My TopLists
Latest Visitors
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_hanni123 x | 29 Oct, 2008 |
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Elizabeth007 | 9 Jul, 2008 |
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_PTarrrrr | 1 Jun, 2008 |
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acesn8s4Joe | 13 May, 2008 |
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moneyplayerd | 13 Mar, 2008 |
