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kanu13
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | KNOW THE TRUTH. I AM A BULLFIGHTER, THE BEST DAMN BULLFIGHTER FROM SOUTHEASTERN WISCONSIN. Check out me on myspace.com, link is below. It's cool, like me. Regarding my KK avatar. The first K is for "kanu", the second K is for Kangaroo poo, which is the nickname for my cat, whose real name is Vegas, which is a city that has poker in it. My first post in the "Aces" thread is on page 34. Man was I dumb!!! The best way to strangle a pig is by using a rope. Get your rope all set and ready. Sneak up behind him, try not to let him know your there. If you think he notices you just whisper softly, "hey there piggy, I'm not going to strangle you with this rope, I just want to gently pet your soft pink skin." Then GET THE ROPE AROUND HIS NECK AND PULL HARD!!!! The pig will likely struggle and jerk, you have to hold on tight. He may pull you around for a while and you'll get awfully dirty, so I suggest you don't wear nice clothes. Have a good time!!! ps--GL at the tables. "I'd rather be rich than stupid." --Jack Handy And here are a few funny Jack Handy quotes (from SNL) that I took from someone else's Pokah page.... When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPS ON A SCALE IT SAYS HER WEIGHT. YOU CAN'T SPELL STAPLER WITHOUT LETTERS. FORKS ARE FOR EATING, AND FOR ROADS. I ONCE ATE FOUR GIANT BURRITOS IN A MATTER OF WEEKS, ONLY TO GO BACK FOR ONE MORE. 5 TIMES IN THE PAST MONTH IT HAS BEEN TUESDAY. IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES, WHY AREN'T PEOPLE FROM DENMARK CALLED DANES???? IF YOU EAT 3 BANANAS, INCLUDING THE PEEL, I WILL CALL YOU A DOOFUS. ONCE I DRANK A BOTTLE OF WINDEX, THEN PUKED ALL OVER A WINDOW. IT WASN'T CLEAN. I WIPED MY BUTT ONCE FOR 4 STRAIGHT HOURS BEFORE REALIZING I NEVER EVEN TOOK A CRAP. MY PHONE RANG THE OTHER DAY, AFTER SOMEONE CALLED ME. THE SECRET TO LIFE IS QUITE SIMPLE, PROBABLY. 3 BEARS AND A ROOSTER GO INTO THE BAR. THE FIRST BEAR ORDERS UP SOME BEERS FOR THEM. BUT THE BARTENDED TELLS THEM THEY JUST MISSED LAST CALL. SO THEY WENT TO ANOTHER BAR. |
| Personality | Luscious |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Mick32 |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Football |
| Favourite music | Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
Personal Links
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| Myspace | cool! |
My TopLists
Favorite Rums
- Ron Matusalem
- Cruzan
- Bacardi
Poker Games
- NL Holdem
- Limit Holdem
- PL Omaha
- 7 Stud Hi-Lo
- Limit Omaha Hi-Lo
Sports Teams
- Chicago Cubs
- Dallas Cowboys
- Chicago Bulls
- Whoever is playing the St Louis Cardinals
- SIU Salukis
Top 5 Holidays of the year
- Super Bowl Sunday
- NCAA 1st round
- Jimmy Buffett Concert
- Christmas
- First Cubs game of the year (that I go to)
Bands/Artists (#1 always the same rest may change)
- Jimmy Buffett
- Ben Folds and/or Ben Folds Five
- The Strokes
- The Pouges (Irish band)
- Neil Diamond (totally serious)
Latest Visitors
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BigD 911 | 17 Mar, 2010 |
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aml13 | 24 Sep, 2009 |
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_Joe DeSanto | 10 May, 2009 |
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astrider | 10 May, 2009 |
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Im_So_Hot_xx | 10 Mar, 2009 |
