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lGotDaNutz
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Sign my guest book please. I will return the favor, but I may just miss ya. Sorry, I try though. *$QUOTES$* It seems fate is not without a sense of irony. Before everything else; getting ready is the secret of success. Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best. Wrong hole... *$INTRO$* Like to give thanks to everyone that doesn't talk shhhhugah, but instead plays cards. Also to those that remain courteous and composed when they lose, it is after all; a game of chance. I chat in games if you want, but realize there is a game being played. If your trollin' for trouble, don't bother. You won't get me worked up and I can throw insults like the best of them. No points for behavior here, the doctor took me out and said "He's gonna be a bad boy." I have hid my groups as I was lurked by someone very immature because they had a problem with a member of my group. Please, if you have nothing better with your time perhaps a hobby is in line. I hear knitting is soothing. *$ABOUT ME$* I am 27 currently, though I think it might change at some point. I am extremely paranoid and often check the closet for that dead hooker I put in there in '94. She's still there though. I bet that will teach her not to snicker when a man takes his pants off. I work in a hotel at night, thats how I meet hookers. most of the time though, when I off them I throuw them in the sea. Less evidence that way. I add up numbers for the hotel, and to date I have offed 48 of 51 hookers. The other three were related to me so I let them go. My past times, besides the obvious; include shapening knifes, cleaning guns, and studying operating procedures. I also enjoy reading about serial killers, and enjoy the wit and intellect they possess; not to mention there sense of humour. I like poker, because for some reason the hookers like poker. Maybe it's the money, the thrill of danger, or perhaps fates way for me to meet the lovely ladies. *$Links$* Pokerroom only gives you two. I want more. Try One a day and send me a message if you know a good one and I will put it up here. www.bored.com Tons of boring stuff to amuse you less than poker. www.newsoftheweird.com Pretty self explanatory. All true with references and backed. www.woot.com Discounted Stuff. One strange or practical item a day. www.gotapex.com Discounted Tech stuff, computers, credit cards, hardware, software, etc. www.rotten.com Not for the feint of heart. Disguting and disturbing images and stories. www.wizards.com One for the geeks and dorks out there. www.newegg.com Great computer component deals. Read reviews from actual customers. www.second-skin.net/ details.php?item_num ber=200 Christians and politically correct look away. Everyone else should own one of these www.extremerestraints.com/stat/sfnt.html How kinky are you? Christians and politically correct can look here, but are required to feel ashamed and guilty. www.wtfpeople.com Thanks to IrieEyes, I stole this from her. www.illwillpress.com Foamy is your master. Good Luck at the tables and thanks for stoppin by. |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Me so far haha! |
| Favourite game | |
| Structure: | |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| Great Spa On Long Island | Noone paid me to do this. Just a good spot ;) |
| Got Hookers? | Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. |
My TopLists
Movies
- Pulp Fiction
- Fight Club
- The Matrix (Only the 1st One)
- 12 Monkeys
- Seven
Bands/Groups/Rappers
- Sublime (Deserves to be higher than this)
- Nickleback
- No Doubt
- Biggie Smalls (Ready to die is a great poker CD)
- Metallica
Strange/Creepy Things
- Bologna
- Midget Porn
- Platypi
- Octopi
- Black Holes
TV Shows
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Family Guy
- Simpsons
- Fairly Odd Parents
- Futurama
Ways to Off People
- Asphixiation
- Decapitation
- Electrocution
- Bludgeuoning
- Drawn and Quartered
Latest Visitors
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teodor19 | 16 Feb, 2007 |
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High Stax | 26 Oct, 2006 |
