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Status	Offline
Birthday	28 Feb, 1979
Country	(United States)
Joined	20 Jan, 2005
Pokah Status	Enthusiast
Visitors	450
Pokah posts	166 (click to view)
Groups	PunnyPokerPeople , Poker playing COPS , The Bravest , TPT (Toledo Poker Tour)

Presentation	play to win, play for fun, just play. don't post in my guestbook, just joking. here is some more stuff about me, I'm in the marine corps as you can tell from my pic. I'm going to college and play poker. I live in ann arbor Michigan. Watch alot of football and baseball. "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!" Anna Kournikova is same as A.K. to me look's good but I can't ever seem to win. This guy is having a lovely poker game at home until his obnoxious 12-year-old son started disrupting things by going around, telling player's cards, making noise, and being a general nuisance. The father is about to discipline him when an uncle of the family says, "Let me handle this." The uncle takes the boy in another room and much to everyone's surprise, they don't see him the rest of the night. The father says to the uncle, "I really appreciate what you did, what did you say to him?" The uncle says, "I really didn't say anything, I just showed him how to masturbate."
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