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macey22
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Hi, Im from Ohio I have 3 sisters and 1 brother.My name is Sara. Im 25, I ride a 2004 Sportster. I favor my brother cause he doesn't steal my clothes lol. I love country music. I don't like to fight and we are all beautiful on the inside  ( after being here a few months sometimes thats not so lol ) Please dont just lurk sign my guestbook so I can get the points signitsignitsignitsignitsignit please Went to see the World Trade Center Movie it was ok but not the tear jerker I heard it was If you see me go in and out alot thats cause it wont let me post alot of times Shania Twain rocks ------------------ --------------1) Ace-AceA pair of aces, also known as "pocket rockets" (and sometimes "American Airlines") is the best starting hand. 2) King-King Second on the list is a pair of kings, also known as "cowboys" or "King Kong." 3) Queen-Queen A pair of queens, also known as "ladies," rounds out the top three best starting hands for Texas Holdem Poker. 4) Ace-King (suited) This is where people start to disagree. A suited ace-king, also known as "big slick," is my pick. 5) Ace-Queen (suited) The suited "big chick," or "little slick," the nicknames given to a pocket ace-queen, is next in line. 6) Jack-Jack A pair of jacks -- also known as "hooks" or "fishhooks" -- checks in at number six on my list. 7) King-Queen (suited) A suited royal couple, king-queen, is next in the list of Texas Hold 'Em Poker's most powerful starting hands. 8) Ace-Jack (suited) Nicknamed "blackjack" for obvious reasons, and sometimes called "ajax," the ace-jack combo rates eighth. 9) Ace-King (offsuit) Only one offsuit non-pair makes it into the list of the top 10 best starting hands for Texas Holdem Poker -- the "big slick," an ace-king. 10) 10-10 This is the only starting hand in the top 10 without a face card: a pair of tens (aka "dimes").----------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- --Pharmacist A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" ***************************** Please dont ask me for a cyber date lol I come here to play poker and have fun ONLY !!!! |
| Personality | Cuddly |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | myself lol |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Bowling, Golf, Football, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Country, Rock |
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