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missmassage

missmassage

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Country GB (United Kingdom)
Joined 10 Apr, 2006
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Presentation A bus of nuns die in a crash and they all goto heaven. St. Peter asks the 1st nun, "have you ever had contact with a pen1s ?"
she says " I touched one with my finger once"
"dip your finger in the holy water then" says st. peter
he asks the 2nd nun the same question. she says " I gave a man a w@nk once"
"you best put your hand in the holy water then" he says
then suddenly a nun pushes her way to the front and st. peter asks "whats your hurry sister?"
"well, if ive got to gargle the holy water i want to do it before sister ann sticks her ass in it"

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