pokerchick71 Status Offline Birthday 31 Mar, 1971 Country (United States) Joined 28 Oct, 2004 Pokah Status Pokah! addict Visitors 1913 Pokah posts 27 (click to view) Groups Hotties , BEAT THE CHAMP , BTC Team League , The Kool Kids

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Personality	Cool
Occupation	Grinder

Date	Event	Winnings

Poker Idol:	Doyle Brunson (the greatest legend of all times), Daniel Negreanu & Dutch Boyd (hottest poker players of all time) & of course, Annie Duke (the queen of Hold 'Em).
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Structure:
Casino game
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PokerOnline

Hobbies	Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports	Baseball, Football, Hockey
Favourite music	Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal

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LIFE

1. God
2. My family
3. My friends
4. My job
5. Texas Hold 'Em!

MUSIC

1. Matchbox 20
2. Goo Goo Dolls
3. 3 Doors Down
4. Nickelback
5. Kenny Chesney

MOVIES

1. Talladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby
2. Anchorman
3. 40-year-old Virgin
4. Waiting
5. Old School

POKER PLAYERS

1. Doyle Brunson
2. Daniel Negreanu
3. Johnny Chan
4. Howard Lederer
5. Annie Duke

	Nickname	Date
	FarKanal	20 Jan, 2010
	rob2303	10 Dec, 2009
	Giant Panda	9 Mar, 2009
	arcidude	27 Feb, 2009
	grippenlake1	6 Feb, 2009