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redsbabe

redsbabe

Status Offline
Birthday 17 Dec, 1967
Country GB (United Kingdom)
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Presentation !She whispered "will it hurt
me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!



It goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the longer it's in the stronger it gets
we can have it in bed, just you and me
its not what you think, it's a cup of tea!



This is my four letter word poem
you know the one
That gets you hits.
And it goes something like this:
FUCK IT!

Want to be it?
Don't know how to do it?
Just tell it
Like it is.
Only you can do it.
If it's from the heart,
It's a start.
If they don't like it,
Hey, no sweat,
Never mind.
FUCK IT!

Life's too short
to waste time on idiots.
Bigots
Who criticize all the time.
Anal retentive!
Everything's relative.
Profanity, Vulgarity,
Telling, spelling,
Subject, reject,
Hey lighten up, baby!
This is poetry!
It's free,
Meant to be,
Not to please.
So tell them,
Like me:
FUCK IT!

You're in love.
Happens to the best of us.
When it works,
It's bliss.
If not,
It hurts.
Can't miss.
And worse,
It's really hard
To say
FUCK IT!

Life seems vain.
You're in pain.
Want to open veins.
Get run over by a train.
Blow your brains.
Don't think I don't know it.
I get it.
I've been there before.
Sometimes life's a bitch.
This is how I got out of it.
I told myself
'They won't get me,
FUCK IT! '

Chances are,
If your reading this,
You got curious
And couldn't resist.
A word has only the power you give it.
So don't hate me for using it.
Blame yourselves if you fell for it.
Then again,
FUCK IT!

You don't like me personally?
Maybe?
That's it isn't it?
Well That's too bad, baby.
Because you know
That with a shrug
I'll have the excuse I need
To repeat myself,
One more time,
You guessed it:
FUCK IT!
Personality Fun
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Poker Idol: hmm
Favourite game Texas Holdem
Structure: No-limit
Casino game BlackJack
Prefers Tournament
PokerOnline Real money

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Hobbies Night Life
Favourite sports Football
Favourite music Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, Hip Hop / Rap

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  1. MY KIDS
  2. VODKA
  3. MANCHESTER UNITED
  4. LAGER
  5. MUSIC

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