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| Presentation | ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• is in the bathroom(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Veronica (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| || |sign my guestbook| ||'|";, ____. |_... _..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] - "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your boobs on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a **** on his face!" ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ Sorry about this next joke. A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"... So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player... ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every morning!" Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every morning!" ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong") ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and Exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!" ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid Replied: MASTURBATING."(Master bathing) ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ >> Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. >> Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there >> airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but >> that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten >> dollars." >> >> One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, >> "Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year >> I may never get another chance." >> >> Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, >> and ten dollars is ten dollars." >> >> The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a >> deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet >> for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, >> but if you say one word it's ten dollars." >> >> Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds >> of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. >> He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. >> >> They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did >> everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you >> didn't." >> >> Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna >> fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars." ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ ♥ ◊ ♠ ♣ have a great day  +*+*+* good luck dust for you!+*+*+*  |
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