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scooby0413
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The-Secret-Garden When-I-Look-Into-Your-Eyes Love-Of-A-Lifetime Almost-Paradise "Love is but a burning fire, the distance between us only increases our desire." ~~Kimberly Shalala QUOTES (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*Have ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´a GREAT day! "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but how many moments take our breath away!!!" "To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world" ******************** ******************** ******************** ******************** ******************** ************ ABOUT ME I love to have fun and meet new friends. I hope to meet many new friends here and have a lot of great fun. If you want to learn more about me and see more of me check out my link at the bottom of the page ******************** ******************** ******************** ******************** ******************** ************ ****** JOKES I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for lay, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. 9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. 10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. 11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. 12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole. 13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. 14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. 15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. BAD WIFE!!!!!! LOL A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" 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| Personality | Cuddly |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | DREEMER43081 |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Places I Need To Visit
- Canada
- Australia
- Canada
- Europe
- Canada
Bands
- Collective Soul
- Creed
- Motely Crue
- Journey
- Poison
Drinks
- Diet Coke
- Diet Mt. Dew
- Smirnoffe
- Strawberry Daiquiri
- White Wine
Sports Teams
- Kentucky Wildcats
- Cincinnati Reds
- San Fran 49ers
- Atlanta Braves
- Indianapolis Colts
5 Reasons Not To Sleep
- Baby
- Pokah
- Baby
- Pokah
- Baby
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