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slimfordrom
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | My name is **** and i am from Scotland.I am 40 years old and i am seperated from my wife.But on the up side,i have 5 great kids,a girlfriend who is only 24, (and she is a nurse,lucky me) and i've just become a grandad. Been playing poker for about a year and 8 months.Got hooked watching the poker on SKY tv.I really love texas holdem and play almost every day. Have fun and be lucky. **** -a man and wife r having money problems...1 nite jeff says 2 mary "u r going 2 have 2 go on the game 2 make ends meet"..2 which mary says "but i wont know what 2 say".."just stand at the corner of the road and when a car pulls up tell the guy it will cost him$100,i will drive round the corner and if u need help just run round and speak 2 me" replies jeff...so the next nite they head out and soon jeff drops mary off on a street corner...he then drives round the corner and parks the car...after about 10 minutes a car pulls up and the guy asks mary how much she charges "$100" she tells him..."damn says the man, i only have $30".. after a moments thought mary tells him 2 wait there and she quickly runs round the corner...she knocks on the car window and jeff opens and asks whats wrong..."he's only got $30 what should i do"..."tell him he can get a hand job 4 that"...so she sprints back round 2 the guy in the car and tells him he can get a hand job...he pulls down his pants and out pops this monster penis...mary gazes in awe at it and tells the guy 2 wait there 4 a minute...she then sprints back round 2 jeff and knocks on the window...jeff opens the window and asks her what the hell she wants now..."u couldnt lend this guy $70 could u jeff" she says  |
| Personality | Open minded |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Online Gaming |
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