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(United States)About me
| Presentation | i get asked what tables i play at-- i play what i call the baby tables---.25 nl some material in here might offend some people, as one guy on poker table let me know. If it offends you-- not intended for that purpose, I am sorry. Please don't read it again, i guess i should say. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK TYVM first i want to say my dearest friend on here is gdplunk --he now plays the limit tables---so if you see him take it easy so much slang and terminology to learn in this game. I sometimes get confused on how to use the words correctly or even what they are pertaining to. For instance when someone mentions he had the best nuts. As a female i think to myself hmmm i dont have the hand but I will sure pay to see some gr8 nuts. loll i bet, then someone raises way over me. I remember this happening once and i asked the poker player why do you always get on top of me. lolol his reply was, "What I did was bet over you. Because you would definitely know if i got on top of you. lololol a poker player was telling me, "slow, you need to learn to know when to lay down." I thought to myself, this is a first--- never had problem knowing that before. Few poker thoughts: I remember the one guy who got mad at me, when my st8 flush beat his quads. I asked what the one hand was called. His reply was a BAD BEAT LOLOL I have gotten J & Q quads before. Both times replied that is better than sex. I have been thinking about that statement...hmmmmm either those hands are REALY REALY awesome or i obviously need to get a new sex partner. LOLO I am dumbfounded when someone goes all in--not the part that they went all in---no matter what the hand. But if they get beat, reply, "Why did you call.?" I think to myself, well silly if you didn't want someone to call don't put it in the middle. NO Brainer LOL I wonder also the way people bet pocket AA (aces) like they're gold. I have learned the trick to that, I play pocket twos that way to throw you off No Brainer LOLOL It's not whether you win or lose it how you bluffed the hand. lolol I enjoy watching pro sports: football, basketball, boxing and tiger woods lol A lot of testosterone on tables, but little balls.............lolol teasing Just because you have the best nuts, doesn't mean you know what to do with them. ALL PUN INTENDED "Poker is like sex: everyone thinks they have the best nuts, but when its time to lay down you see a lot of them were BLUFFING......." few little sayings: 1)It is better for someone to THINK you are stupid. Then to speak and remove all doubt. 2)It's not the size that matters----is spoken by the person who is "small". 3)woman are like fine wine when they get older. They just have to try not to get corked alot. 4)The person talking the loudest is normally wrong. (or in poker, JUST GOT BEAT) 5)Having a brother i get some odd advice at times. I remember him telling me always keep my private clean. Nothing like your boyfriend taking care of business and getting the urge to go fishing. lolol 6) Someone I know told me they like to have great sex. I replied I'll take a bad one also still learning Texas Holdem, enjoy playing with most of you. Try to be understanding when i chase and make calls that an experience poker player wouldn't. all part of learning. I truly appreciate the patience and help that some of you have given me. Enjoy the poker table chat. If you see me, please say hello, always enjoy a friendly smile--in this case chat I think I am doing alright in poker. Brother said, " I would be dangerous if I knew what was going on. I have been called Bitch at the tables so much, I almost think that is my name. There are a few real nasty mean people, I won't write there names in here, but you know who you are. One guy even had the nerve to ask me if i would go down on him for some chips. I was so embarrass. I mean how do you reply?? I just told him"That wasn't nice to say, and is that why you carry tweezers around so they can find it easier?" But honestly over all i totally enjoy poker players and tyvm for a fun time. BTW no need for thanks from some of you, I know i took care of some of your bills this month lolol A little about me: I enjoy kind people and love humor. My humor at times is a little off the wall. It's nice to tell a joke and have people get it. My daddy tells me I have the world by the tail, I just don't know what to do with the tail. lol |
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| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
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