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Presentation	OK, so I picked a stupid name. After my twelfth tequila, a snort of coke and a large helping of psychedilic mushrooms, I registered on to PokerRoom and thought "Shtevieee Jobbbthh... now thereth a name I thould ussse... and hey.... what's that big green thnake coming out of my nose???? AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I thought I was honoring the man who brought us the best desktop computer ever (and to you dopey Windows users who "dis" the Mac out of fear that the piece of crap you've invested so many swear words into after the crashes and viruses and stupid Microsoft things it does to you, all I can say is, "I'm sorry." In much the same way the men in the white coats say that to the inmates.). Anyway, other than that, I think idiots who shout offensive (especially when they're racist or homophobic) insults after a bad beat should be permanently banned from the site. I'd like it if PokerRoom made it real easy to notify them and have the transcripts read and boot those morons out. Its not just about playing for money, its about relating to fellow human beings, so get a clue people... there's nothing wrong with just plain being NICE. And if you're in a game and you're looking at this to get some idea as to my personality so you can figure out if you should call, fold or raise... ha! Too late! Time's up, I won the hand with my 2 of spades (I lost the other card some damn where but it doesn't matter now)!
Personality	Mischievous
Occupation	Chief