supercrystal Status Offline Birthday 10 Jul, 1978 Country (United Kingdom) Joined 3 Sep, 2005 Pokah Status Enthusiast Visitors 664 Pokah posts 71 (click to view) Groups The Stoners , Singles Only

Presentation	Awright there lads and lassies, GO ON SIGN THE BOOK FOR THE WEE SCOTTISH LADDIE !!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WILL GET BACK IF YOUR POLITE. Wish they would put my picture up one down below on link just now not the best though. Hope your all winning lots dollars (pounds). Could go on to tell lots but wheres the fun in that you have to ask first. WWW.YUSH2K.CO.UK friends site nice tunes!!!!!!!! ps. whats with the union jack's i'm scottish and proud, english i'm not. c'mon on the hibernian fc. GGTTH since 1875 ;=0;=);=);=);=)=;+0; =):+):+):+):+) :+):+):+):+):+)++: )+++ SMILE IT DOESNT COST A THING AND MAKES YOU AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU THAT BIT HAPPIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!! A guy was cruising round the streets of a really run down area of Detroit when he spotted a kid on the sidewalk. Winding down his window, he stopped by the kid and, holding out a bag of candy, said, "Hey kid, if you come in my car I’ll give you a candy." The street-wise kid looked at him and replied, "If you gimme the whole bag and I’ll come in your mouth!" A man who had just bought a new Mercedes turned on the radio and nothing happened. Furious, he drove back into the dealer and yelled "When I buy a $100,000 car I expect the damn radio to work." The salesman explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson started singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning. "Easy listening," he remarked, and at once it sounded like he was in a supermarket. Placated, he was relaxed when driving back to his home. Suddenly a car cuts him up. He controls his temper but before he knows it another driver cuts him up. "Useless stupid cunt!" he screamed. At which, the radio comes on ... "There now follows a political broadcast by President George Bush.” A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was to write a human-interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer’s house way back in the hills, introduced himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "What’s the most exciting thing that ever happened around here?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, "One time one of my neighbour’s sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home." "I can’t print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else exciting that happened?" "But that’s what we do round here." said the farmer. "The screwing is the reward." "No, I can’t print that!" the young man said. "Can you think of anything else?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour’s daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home." Again, the young man said "I can’t print that either. Okay let’s try something else. What’s the most terrible thing that’s ever happened around here?" The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once." Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew he could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!" A bloke goes into a shop to buy his daughter some new clothes, as he goes to pay for these clothes, he says to the assistant can i buy these for my louisa with the fucking big head. the assistant rather surprised sold him the clothes and the man left the shop. The following day the man comes back into the shop, can i buy those shoes for my louisa with the fucking big head, the assistant says why do you call her louisa with the fucking big head? and the man says i tell you why. My wife is beautiful, with beautiful little titties, and a beautiful pussy (until my daughter louisa came with the fucking big head. A black man goes to his doctor cos he cant stop jogging. "Doc i cant stop jogging, and its getting me down" the doctor puts two lines of white powder on his desk, Doc says "sniff these two lines" So he immediately does this and stops jogging. "fuck me was that cocaine" asks the man "no" replies the doc "it was persil gauranteed to stop coloureds from running" One Sunday morning, a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog, goes to the garage, hooks up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes for his regular Sunday fishing trip. Coming out of his garage, the rain is pouring down; it’s like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph, really bad conditions for fishing. Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes inside and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long. So, he puts his boat back in the garage, goes back to the bedroom, quietly undresses, slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife’s back. Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out there’s terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah; can you believe my stupid husband went out fishing?" Shopping Center Feelup A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said "One box of large condoms to register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting and,like most of us, up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said, "One box of medium sized condoms to register 5." A few customers back was this teen-aged boy. He thought what he had witnessed was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size, and he said he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over he counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said, "Clean up at register 5!"
Personality	Mischievous
Occupation	Chief

my fav things not correct order just jammed in!!

1. food/cooking
2. running/cycling
3. dj/making music
4. golf/snowboarding
5. family/friends

when they run out

1. snowboarding/riding my minimoto
2. looking after my gecko,jerry (see pics)
3. puffing it up(green)
4. playing poker/chatting
5. bedroom (LOL)

	Nickname	Date
	nepelesegold	12 May, 2008
	g-ding	27 Apr, 2008
	kurovlalo	5 Jan, 2008
	_supergas	3 Nov, 2007
	raisesitup	5 May, 2007