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| Presentation | Yay!!! Became an enthusiast on 07/07/2006. Thanx to everyone who helped!! Keep postin i love to hear off ya all!! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husdand's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out! Then one Thankgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstaris where her husband was sleeping and gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About 20 minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" Asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some vaseline, and two fingers, i think i got most of them back in." YIKES!!!!!!!! Another hilarious one.... Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought ta' help?" "Yep," said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no. With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked; she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre works ever' time!" Oh im definately gonna miss someone special! Just wish i had a chance to meet you sometime, looks like it aint never gonna happen! I will always be ya best friend whether im here or elsewhere! from :- "My best friend on PR!!" U know who u are!!! |
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