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| Presentation | John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!" John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt." Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "Then what did hurt?" John says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain." ---------------------------- On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." |
| Personality | Mean |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Myself |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Football |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Blues, Rock |
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Latest Visitors
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JPOKER76 | 3 Apr, 2006 |
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bump_draft | 22 Mar, 2006 |
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majortom314 | 23 Jan, 2006 |
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Jennie20 | 23 Jan, 2006 |
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HOTRN | 19 Jan, 2006 |
