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twisted52
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Hopefully, one of these will work on you. Or at least get a laugh. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No.) Enough to break the ice, hi my name's twisted. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey? I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night! You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Can I flirt with you? Be unique and different, say yes. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day. My name is twisted, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. Thx for stopping by. |
| Personality | Open minded |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Night Life, Eating Out, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Bowling, Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic |
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rickslick12 | 21 Mar, 2008 |
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jh01000101 | 12 Dec, 2007 |
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sherreid | 4 Apr, 2007 |
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Tim2128 | 26 Nov, 2006 |
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-Carrie- | 29 Jul, 2006 |
