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w0nkeyt0e...

w0nkeyt0e...

Status Offline
Birthday 15 Nov, 1967
Country GB (United Kingdom)
Joined 7 May, 2007
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 426
Pokah posts 5 (click to view)
Groups Team GREAT BRITAN

About me

Presentation mmmmmmmmmmmmm im mad, im fat,im bald FOR PEARL

in our life,many trials and error may comes our way.even tough we are trying to avoid it but we cant hide from it.



people may come and go in our life but choose the person who are deserving to keep.just be true to your self of who you are and dont be plastic.



lets give love to all peopl but not in full in the end you would sacrifice.

its really hurt when you failed but as long as we dont knew whats the plan Of God ahead of us let the life go for it.





Be who you are & say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.~

No matter how bad you think things may be for you, there is someone in this world who has it a whole lot worse. Quit bitching about your problems.


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."




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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it.

Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.




The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A genius is any man who can adjust the thermostat to please his wife.

Most women don't buy life insurance - they marry it.

Some wives have such good memories that they can even
remember things that never happened.

If you want your wife to listen to what you have to say,
talk in your sleep.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no wife ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

A wife will always forgive and forget - but she'll never let you forget that she forgave and forgot.

It's foolish to worry about something beyond your control
- such as your wife.

A yawn is nature's provision for making it possible
for husbands to open their mouths.

All women don't nag. Some aren't married.

An optimist thinks the woman in the phone booth will be right out because he heard her say goodby.

When a woman suffers in silence, the phone is probably out of order.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

If you want to make a woman nervous, just put her in a room
with a hundred hats and no mirror.

A woman likes a man best who has a will of his own
- made out in her name.

i do love my wife lol
Personality Open minded
Occupation Nerd

My Poker Achievements

Date Event Winnings
01 Jan, 2008 all 0
01 Feb, 2008 lol 0
01 Mar, 2008 still no winning 0
01 Apr, 2008 1 day big winning lol 0
01 May, 2008 all events still looking 0
01 Jun, 2008 i am not doing no good still looking 4 that win 0
01 Jul, 2008 still looking4 that win some year soon lol 0
01 Aug, 2008 getting there lol its on its way 0
01 Sep, 2008 all of them win no lol grtting there 0

Game Information

Poker Idol: Devil fish (boatman)
Favourite game Texas Holdem
Structure: No-limit
Casino game Roulette
Prefers Tournament
PokerOnline Both

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Night Life, Eating Out, Home & Garden, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Football
Favourite music Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock

Personal Links

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My TopLists

kids

  1. shorty..29
  2. work
  3. poker
  4. beer
  5. going out

Best thing in a long time

  1. BABY SIANA

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