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woodies147

woodies147


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Presentation ((((RING)))) **Pick Up**



\"Hello?\" \"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?\"



\"No Daddy, Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank\"



After a brief pause, Daddy says, \"But honey, you havent got

an Uncle Frank \"



\"Oh yes I do, and hes upstairs in the room with Mommy, right

now\"



Brief Pause \"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the

bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddys car just pulled into

the driveway\"



\"Okay Daddy, just a minute\" A few minutes later the little girl comes

back to the phone \"I did it Daddy\"

\"And what happened honey?\" he asked



\"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran

around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isnt moving at all!\"



\"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?\"



\"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess

he didnt know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the

bottom of the pool and I think hes dead\"



***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says . . .. Swimming pool?? ...



Is this 555-7039??????\"



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Game Information

Poker Idol: Jim (texas) Holden
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Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Night Life, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Football
Favourite music Rock, R&B / Soul

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Sports

  1. Rugby League
  2. Football (Carling Cup Winners 2008)
  3. Snooker
  4. Horse Racing
  5. Topless Volleyball (womens)

Favorite drinks

  1. Stella Artois
  2. Budweiser
  3. Vodka over ice
  4. Orgasm(vodka tia maria & baileys)
  5. occasional red wine (occasional)

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