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| Presentation | like to be a brat...like to win...hate to loose... Have a big mouth and like to tease.... Sign my guest book if you please.... Check out my music link below... ...and the pussyliqouors.com website...very cool and sexy apparel Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split... Sir Robin: That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... Sir Robin: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Robin: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time. Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not. King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. [repeated line] King Arthur: Run away! Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: ...I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then? The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king. Large Man with Dead Body: Why? The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him. French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. French Soldier: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! |
| Personality | Esthetic |
| Occupation | Nerd |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | My dad |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Hockey |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| pussyliquors.com | Sexy t-shirts, underwear for men and women |
| My Music | Garage Band Rules.. |
My TopLists
Latest Visitors
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SteveBdoinEm | 29 Apr, 2007 |
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mastamp5 | 4 Oct, 2006 |
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x2bADx | 2 May, 2006 |
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kyoki1 | 6 Apr, 2006 |
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Lord Chu | 4 Mar, 2006 |
