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xxxstraight7
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | -----///\\\\-----Plz ----///-\\\\\\----Put This ----|||--|||---On Your ----|||--|||---Profile If ----|||--|||---You Know ----\\\\\\-///----Someone -----\\\\///-----Who Died ------///\\-----Of or is -----///\\\\\\----suffering -----/// \\\\\\---cancer What can i say about myself hate doing this. I am a typical man, have 3 lovely children and a lovely wife who supports me all the time no matter what. I am from scotland and i love NL HE poker thats about it. If u pop past and read this drop me a line in my guest book. Poker Quotes \\\\\\\"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers.\\\\\\\" -- Johnny Moss............. \\\\\\\"The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.\\\\\\\" -- Big Julie........... \\\\\\\"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.\\\\\\\" -- Steven Wright \\\\\\\"Whether he likes it or not, a man\\\\\\\'s character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.\\\\\\\" -- Anthony Holden (from \\\\\\\"Big Deal\\\\\\\")............. \\\\\\\"Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.\\\\\\\" -- Charles Lamb, \\\\\\\"Essays of Elia\\\\\\\" (1832)................ \\\\\\\"You call...gonna be all over, baby.\\\\\\\" -- Scotty Nguyen, during the 1998 World Series of Poker. Down to the final 2 players, he said this to his opponent while he held the best possible hand........... Gambling Quotes... \\\\\\\"Remember this: The house doesn\\\\\\\'t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.\\\\\\\" -- Nicholas (Nick the Greek) Dandalos....... \\\\\\\"A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.\\\\\\\" -- Author Unknown........ \\\\\\\"Luck never gives; it only lends.\\\\\\\" -- wedish Proverb..... \\\\\\\"When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured \\\\\\\'em of all their daydreams and delusions.\\\\\\\" -- Minnesota Fats......... \\\\\\\"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.\\\\\\\" -- Jack Yelton......... \\\\\\\"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.\\\\\\\" -- Wilson Mizner........ \\\\\\\"The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.\\\\\\\" -- English Proverb \\\\\\\"Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.\\\\\\\" -- French Proverb \\\\\\\"Never bet on baseball.\\\\\\\" -- Pete Rose...... \\\\\\\"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.\\\\\\\"........ You Might Have A Poker Addiction When........ You don\\\\\\\'t get \\\\\\\"road rage,\\\\\\\" you start driving \\\\\\\"on tilt.\\\\\\\".... You start classifying people on your life as \\\\\\\"weak-tight\\\\\\\"...... or \\\\\\\"loose-passive,\\\\\\\" even when they\\\\\\\'ve never set foot in a poker room. -- You can stack $10.00 worth of quarters into 8 perfect stacks of 5 quarters each in three seconds flat. -- You yell, \\\\\\\"Send it!\\\\\\\" at the ATM when you withdraw cash. -- You go out to a restaurant and tip the waitress the second she brings your food. -- You use the phrase \\\\\\\"bad beat\\\\\\\" when lending a sympathetic ear to a friend..... -- The guy on TV didn\\\\\\\'t win the lottery, he had the \\\\\\\"nut ticket\\\\\\\". -- ....You drive 35 miles with a bad battery and know you\\\\\\\'ll need a jump when you leave...... -- But you pawn your jumper cables for a buy-in. -- You fill up your gas tank before going in almost like a savings account you cannot lose....... -- You tip your wife $.50 when she brings you a beer while watching baseball on tv. .....-- You intentionally start a fight with your spouse so you can righteously storm out of the house saying \\\\\\\"I don\\\\\\\'t have to take this!\\\\\\\" and head to the poker room. -- It\\\\\\\'s been more than 24 hours since the first time you told yourself \\\\\\\"Just one more round and then I\\\\\\\'ll get some sleep.\\\\\\\" -- Your two ATM cards and five credit cards have all reached their maximum cash advance for the day. -- You figure if your family leaves you that will give you more time and money and you can move up to a bigger limit. -- You figure there\\\\\\\'s still another higher game to get you unstuck after you started at 10-20 and moved up to 15-30, then 30-60, trying to get even. -- You finally get back to even on IRC, check the log in the player info, and see you\\\\\\\'ve been playing for 19 hours and 59 minutes. -- You get an invite to a new home game and play until 3:30 am. It takes a solid week of begging and promises to your wife to get to go to the second game, and you play until 6:00 am. -- You lose down to two chips and you still can\\\\\\\'t make yourself get up and go home. -- You check for new posts in RGP more often than you check your e-mail. -- Your kids are named Check and Raise. -- You have 12 games on your computer, solitaire, minesweeper, and 10 poker games. -- Your bathroom library consists of Card Player and Poker Digest. -- You are a charter member of alt.cheap.bastard but you have $600 worth of chips in your collection. -- The only reason you go to your in-law\\\\\\\'s for Thanksgiving is for the nickel, dime, quarter game after dinner. -- Or because they live closer to Oceans 11. -- You are having such a bad day at hold \\\\\\\'em that you decide to take a break... and play Omaha. -- The only time you play tight is from 11:40 p.m. to 12 so that you won\\\\\\\'t lose your seat before you can hit the ATM for your next day\\\\\\\'s withdrawl. -- Your sweetie gets a certain look in her eye and you think it means that she want to go to the cardroom. -- You have nightmares about your cards changing during the hand. -- You have dreams about poker where you bet food instead of chips. -- You fret over whether you should get a medium or large Coke at McDonald\\\\\\\'s, but laugh at the $3 ATM fee at your local cardroom. -- You play all night, drive home, take a quick shower, go to work, leave work eight hours later and go play five hours of live no-limit hold \\\\\\\'em. -- You have a poker chip in your pocket right now. -- You nearly explode your bladder because, \\\\\\\"That next hand might be the one where I get back to even.\\\\\\\" |
| Personality | Paranoid |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | chris moneymaker |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Golf, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Electronic |
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