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yzrn2b

yzrn2b

Status Offline
Birthday 7 Apr, 1980
Country US (United States)
Joined 5 Jul, 2005
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 559
Pokah posts 379 (click to view)
Groups PunnyPokerPeople , Glitter Society

About me

Presentation hey ppl. im fairly new at holdem playing and getting more confident as time goes by. I'm a nurse work nights.. so days off when i can't sleep I play.. and when i work get home 7AM and play for about 2-3hrs it helps me unwind! happy READ ON YOU'LL ENJOY
happy WORDS TO LIVE BY happy
"Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to."
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"I only want to live until the day i die."
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"You might be one person in this world, but to one person you might be the world."
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"A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when your fooling everyone else."
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DON'T FORGET 2 VISIT MY GUESTBOOK wink AND POST.. NEED THOSE POKAH POINTS wink

****************SEXUAL OLYMPICS*******************
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.

"Why not gold?"

"Because I want you to come second for once!" wink
****************CHECK YOUR DIRTY IQ***************
Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
wink what were you really thinking? happy
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