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z pussycat
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling by the reception desk and made funny noises. My co-worker receptionist (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came out of his office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna love this..... ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark. An elderly couple arrives at the family Doctor's office. After his examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why? "Oh, that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually around July, and the second time is usually in December!" A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect". He never heard the shot............ A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache." He replies, "Gotcha! One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?" |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Grinder |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | ME |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
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| Favourite music | Country, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
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Miss Terri | 14 Jan, 2010 |
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georgieboy16 | 17 Dec, 2007 |
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_innervoice | 28 Oct, 2007 |
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goten187 | 26 Jun, 2007 |
