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Über mich Pokerroom is like Hotel Calilfornia...you can check out any time you like...but you can never leave

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I May Not Have the Cherry, But I Still Have The Box It Came In....


My husband says I never listen to him..............or something like that...


sex is like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any!


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Steven Wright


What did the elephant say to the naked man..... It’s cute but can it pick up peanuts...


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping... Men invade another country.
~ Elayne Boosler


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.


Q. How come Mike Tyson’s eye's water during sex?
A. Mace


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.


If you cross a bulldog with a shitzu do you get bullshit?


The other night my husband said he was gonna take me somewhere real expensive.......he took me to a gas station.....


A day without sunshine is like..............night.


Whats another word for a Thesaurus?


I spilled spot remover on my dog....now hes gone.


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

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I am an ex-elementary school librarian, and here are a list of books I had to reject for one reason or another....

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
3. Some Kittens Can Fly!
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. You Are Different and That's Bad
8. Dad's New Wife Michael
9. POP!Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
18. Bi-Curious George
19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 20. Grandpa Went To Hell

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~Life is like an onion~
You peel it off one layer at a time
and sometimes you weep

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CHARACTER COUNTS

Responsibility is the pillar that contains many important facets of a person of character.

* Do what you are supposed to do.
* Persevere: Keep on trying!
* Always do your best.
* Use self-control.
* Be self-disciplined.
* Think before you act or speak--consider the consequences.
* Be accountable for your choices.


Trustworthiness is the pillar that contains many important facets of a person of character.

* Be honest.
* Don't deceive, cheat or steal...play nice.
* Be reliable-do what you say you'll do
* Have the courage to do the right thing.
* Build a good reputation.
* Be loyal-stand by your family, friends and country.

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Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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If you want to know what a man character is really like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

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GREAT JOKE...

A beautiful woman seductively approaches the bar. She places both elbows on the bar and signals for the bartender to bring his face closer to hers.
"Are you the manager", she says as she gently runs her fingers through his beard.
"No maam" he replies.
"Can you get him for me as she runs her hands up the side of his face and into his hair.
"No maam he is gone for the night" he says.
"Can you give him a message for me" as she caresses the back of his head,
"Yes maam" he pants
As she slowly brings her hands back across his ears and down the side of his face she gently rubs his lips with her fingers and stops and allows the bartender to begin sucking on a few fingers...."will you tell him there is no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room."

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Another GREAT JOKE

A gentleman asked the waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting in across the way in the restaurant.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine cooly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the gentleman decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and a Matrix in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.

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Take all American women who are within five years of menopause . . .

. . . train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.

We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources.

We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government.

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Thanks Cao Cao for this Wolves story

Cherokee Story: Two Wolves

A Cherokee Elder was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me... it is a terrible fight between two wolves.

One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride and superiority.

The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.

This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."

They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old man simply replied, "The one you feed."

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Embrace those who love you and whom you love, and rid yourself of those who will only bring you down.


When you judge another, you don't define THEM, you define YOURSELF.


You are only as good as the love you have for other people.


There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will...so don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!


Sometimes you have to put walls up...NOT to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down.
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DRAMA...they say they HATE IT....but they CREATE it!


I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things alot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight and maybe some days nothing goes right...but when I think about it, and take a step back, I remember how AMAZING life truly is and that maybe, just maybe, I like being UNPERFECT...
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps!!!

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......and remember, Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to

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"Goodbye! Good Luck! Have Fun storming the Castle!"






I trusted you when you said that you loved me, I trusted you when you said that you would never hurt me, i trusted you with my heart and soul ...I trusted you...
And all you did...
Was destroy me... i will never trust again
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