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| Præsentation | arez one is a twerp. BAN DA MOD! She's a noob and punk. Mizzychews gives good head.Just ask lots of herpes carriers. Be very careful when you play me. I have a mind like a steal whatchamacallit! _ Sometimes when I'm beating my children, I have to laugh and think of dear old Dad. Gosh he was fun. I'm pretty sure the first hammer was nothing more than a heavy thing attached to a stick. If cavemen had invented the broom instead of the wheel, this place would be cleaned up by now. When my wife is drunk and has her boyfriend over, my kids steal all my cigarettes! If God had meant for us to walk to the liquor store, He wouldn't have created pick up trucks! I think the mods are hot for me. you know how those power hungry types are. If I had my life to live over, I'd do it the exact same way. Except for that job I took at the porno bookstore, and that time I got caught stealing gas from a police car. Oh yeah and the time I snuck into Sally's room, but it was her dads. Come to think of it, I could have gotten a skinnier wife. AND NO FREEEGIN KIDS!!haha Where was I, Oh yeah. I'd do my life over just the same. But with a Harley Davidson! I'm president of South Carolina Association To Thwart Education Reform By Requiring All Individuals Never Educate Dumb people You vertically challenged social outcasts (little twerps) Why haven't you considered applying your lips to my derriere (kiss my butt) I have seldom laid eyes on a more homely conglomeration of human flesh (you is UGLY) However, your mammory glands have attracted my attention and I would be most pleased to witness them first hand (Show me yer T i t s ) Allow me this opportunity to apply sudden striking forces to your maximus glutimus. ( I need to kick yer azz) I'm fully aware of your intellectual short commings and I sympathise. (hahaha RETARD) Please find yourself in an adversery delema from this day forward. (Ef OFF and DIE) This love song by Jerry Reed, the Alabama Wildman Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun, he lived by himself in the swamp. He hunted alligators for a livin', he just knocked 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law's gonna get you, Amos. It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy. Now, everybody blamed his old man for makin' him mean as a snake. When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp. Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou. About forty five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana, lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hannah. Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries. Named him after a man of the cloth. Called him Amos Moses. Now the folks around south Louisiana said Amos was a hell of a man. He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator and just use one hand. That's all he's got left cause the alligator bit him. Left arm gone clean up to the elbow. Well, the sheriff got wind that Amos was in the swamp trappin' alligator skins. So he snook in the swamp, gonna get the boy, but he never come out again. Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to. Well, you can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou! About forty five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana, lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hannah. Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries. Named him after a man of the cloth. Called him Amos Moses. |
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