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| Præsentation | Real money is gone so I am to...... Check out LuvinPoker.com Join us for some fun, and play in our Private SnG's at Full Tilt. Good luck everyone. I'll be checking in every so often for messages. Have a nice day. ============== FYI - My profile is pretty long, so if you have the fortitude and the patience to make it to the end you'll get a nice reward. ============== I'm living in LAS VEGAS a loving every minute of it. ============== MySpace if you're interested.... ============== These are some of my favorite Stephen Wright quotes: (Those of you from the old IIRC poker days that remember PokiBot will get a kick out of these....) ======= The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. ======= I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ======= A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." ======= If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. ======= A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. ======= There aren't enough days in the weekend. ======= One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. ======= The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ======= OK, so what's the speed of dark? ======= If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ======= Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. ======= When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ======= Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ======= Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. ======= Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. ======= I intend to live forever - so far, so good. ======= Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ======= Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ======= I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. ======= If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ======= A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ======= Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. ======= The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. ======= To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. ======= You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ======= The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. ======= A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ======= Half the people you know are below average. ======= I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. ======= If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. ======= Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. ======= When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. ======= When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" ======= If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? ======= I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. ======= I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. ======= You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. ======= If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? ======= The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. ======= Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. ======= A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." ======= The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. ======= I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ======= I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. ======= I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." ======= Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. ======= I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. ======= Even snakes are afraid of snakes. ======= You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. ======= Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" ======= If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? ======= If God dropped acid, would he see people? ======= In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." ======= "So, do you live around here often?" ======= I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! ======= When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually. ======= I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. ======= I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ======= I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" ======= I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. ======= For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ======= I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious! ======= I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.? ======= I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ======= I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. ======= I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. ======= One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." ======= I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." ======= The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" ======= When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." ======= I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ======= One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. ======= There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ======= I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. ======= I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. ======= When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. ======= I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. ======= ============== Well, after being a member in Pokah for over 4 years, I've decided to come clean. The picture you see above, and many of the other ones I've had posted in the past aren't really me. I'm actually a 47 year old, 5'4", 294lb, Long Haul Truck Driver from Des Moines, Iowa. I have a horrible receding hairline both in the front and back of my head, which is actually okay because I get pretty bad dandruff on the dreadlocks that are still there. I have long facial hair that reminds most people of ZZ-Top, but I don't know how they keep their beards so neat looking. Mine is always ratty and tangled, and food keeps getting stuck in it. As long as I pick out the leftovers in time, I'm usually able to enjoy an impromptu snack. Sometimes, I go too long between grooming it, and some of meals I've spilled start to smell bad. I try not to smile to much because I'm missing a few teeth in the front. The ones that are still hanging in there are pretty yellow from smoking 2 packs of unfiltered lucky strikes a day since I was 12 years old. I feel like I dress as well as possible for my size and occupation. Although I seem to have a recurring problem with my pants not staying up, and that tends to expose my buttcrack at the most inopportune times. I've tried wearing bright red suspenders, but they tend to snap from the enormous pressure if I have to bend over. The recoil effect when this happens has been known to hurt people that are standing nearby. I really feel bad when this occurs. I stopped wearing them after the incident when a 7 year old girl wearing leg braces got hurt when she came up to me to ask if I was one of the twins that ride the mopeds. She's okay now, but her depth perception was better when she still had two good eyes. I'm usually wearing a sleeveless T-shirt so the girls can see the tattoo of my Mom's mug shot on my right arm, and the words, "Hank Williams is God" on my left arm. My favorite T-shirt is purple and has orange glitter letters that spell out my all-time-best pick up line: "You don't have to ask . . . . I'm your Daddy!". It's starting to fit a bit tight across the middle lately, especially after an all you can eat Thursday at Gloria's Grub & Gas out on I-49. I think my beer belly is starting to hang out of the bottom of the shirt because I found out that on Tuesday's they have 25¢ draft Schlitz during Happy Hour. You'd be amazed at how fast you can spend $10 buying all those premium beers for only a quarter a piece. In order to cover up my receding hairline and the waxy yellow build up on my balding spots, I like to wear my lucky pink truckers hat that says, "Lot Lizard Licensing Inspector. Inquire here about my free physicals" A lot of the ladies that hang around the truck stops get a big kick out of that one. If I ever get the honor of meeting you in person, don't be offended if I don't shake hands. I have some sort of skin rash that I can't seem to get rid of. It seems to concentrate on my hands, my feet, and my groin area. Even Gold Bond powder and an antifungal jock itch spray doesn't seem to do the trick. Although it does keep it from spreading too fast. If anyone has run into this problem please forward me any suggestions that might help me alleviate this condition. The itching has been driving me crazy for years. Other than that, I hope you ladies aren't too disappointed. I'll try and take a real picture of myself soon so that I can finally feel comfortable camming with all the nice women that have left PM's requesting to do so. Take care, have a nice day, and drive safely. ============== Here's how NOT to have On-Line Sex: ======= -Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? -Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? -Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. -Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? -Wellhung: OK -Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. -Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. -Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. -Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. -Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. -Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. -Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. -Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry. -Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. -Wellhung: I'll pay for it. -Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. -Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? -Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you. -Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. -Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. -Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! -Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. -Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm. -Sweetheart: What? -Wellhung: I'm so sorry; Really. -Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. -Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. -Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. -Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! -Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. -Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're...umm... wait a minute. -Sweetheart: What's the matter? -Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. -Sweetheart: Are you OK? -Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. -Sweetheart: Can I help? -Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? -Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. -Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. -Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. -Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. -Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you. -Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? -Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. -Wellhung: I found it. -Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. -Wellhung: Me too. -Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. -Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. -Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? -Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the ,glasses on the night table. -Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! -Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. -Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. -Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. -Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. -Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! -Sweetheart: What's the matter now? -Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. -Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. -Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. -Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! -Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. -Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! -Wellhung: I'm flaccid. -Sweetheart: What? -Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. -Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. -Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. -Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. -Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. -Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. -Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. -Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! -Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! -Sweetheart: , , , , , ============== Some of my favorite Movie Quotes: "Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble." - Zorba the Greek "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!" - Doc Holliday - Tombstone "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." - Eddie Felson - The Color of Money "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this." - McMurphy - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest "You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20." - Mike McDermott - Rounders "Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment." - Michael Corleone - The Godfather III "You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin." - Mr. Blonde - Resevoir Dogs "You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. And you got too much of one and not enough of the other." - Eddie Felson - The Color of Money "He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet." - Neil McCauley - Heat "I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid "Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." - Cool Hand Luke "Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice. " - Michael Cheritto - Heat "Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna fuckin' jerk off?" - McMurphy - On Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money." - Mike McDermott - Rounders "Sicilians are great liars. The best. We have generations of great liars in our family. My own father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And he taught me that a man has sixteen different behaviors and mannerisms that give him away when he's lying. A woman's got twenty, but anyway... and if you know these like the back of your own hand, they beat lie detectors all to hell." - Vincenzo Coccotti - True Romance "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde - Resevoir Dogs "No more fooling around, not in this place. We'll pull our pants up and make a pile of money. " - Zorba the Greek "Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like." - Mike McDermott - Rounders "Get on me Bert, I can't lose." - Fast Eddie - The Hustler "Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool." Lester Bangs - Almost Famous "I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?" - Stansfield - The Professional "Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat." - Maverick "It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone - The Godfather "It's like risk versus reward, baby." - Charlene Shiherlis - Heat "Mr. Shaw, we usually require a tie at this table... if you don't have one we can get you one." - Doyle Lonnegan - The Sting "In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." - Mike McDermott - Rounders "Every time I put my line in the water I said a Hail Mary, and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish" - Fredo Corleone - The Godfather II "Tough luck, Lonnehan. But that's what you get for playing with your head up your ass!" - Henry Gondorff - The Sting "It's a pleasure to meet someone who understands that to the true gambler, money is never an end in itself, it's simply a tool, as a language is to thought." - Lancey Howard - The Cincinnati Kid "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight." - Crash Davis - Bull Durham "I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies." - Michael Corleone - The Godfather II "Because the house always wins. 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